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  • Submitted by mel24 on Jul 18, 10 at 1:03am

    "that guy." Sounds like you clearly don't know him. In that case, by lame you mean safe.

  • Submitted by brokenbyclouds on Jul 18, 10 at 1:59am

    Yeah not getting STD's is pretty lame.

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      Submitted by GuildedTroll on Jul 18, 10 at 2:54am

      It's very rare to get STD's through oral sex.

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        Submitted by Darenator on Jul 18, 10 at 3:46am

        it's a pretty damn good way to contract hiv

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          Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 18, 10 at 5:27am

          haha owned

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            Submitted by JasonB on Jul 18, 10 at 10:35am

            per: Varghese B, et al. "Reducing the risk of sexual HIV transmission: quantifying the per-act risk for HIV on the basis of choice of partner, sex act, and condom use" (2002).\n\nThe per act chance of HIV transmission for receptive oral intercourse assuming an infected insertive partner is ~one in ten-thousand.\n\nwhich would mean one BJ per night with an HIV carrier for the next twenty-seven years.\n\nso, no, its a pretty ineffective way to contract HIV. \n\nhaha owned, dumba

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              Submitted by massgirl88 on Jul 18, 10 at 1:15pm

              are you stupid. yah it might be a "pretty ineffective way to contract HIV" but it's still A WAY. gawd are you retarded this is a statistic it doesn't freaking mean you have to blow an HIV carrier ten thousand times to contract HIV it means a freaking ratio! you could get it the very first time so yah make him wear a condom if you don't know him because HIV meds cost a hell of alot more than latex

  • Submitted by anonymous8889 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:13am

    being lame > having an std

  • Submitted by Xander03 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:37am

    Why did you not taste the condom until you burped? Did you eat it?

  • Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:05am

    firsty is a tool

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:51am

      no, you know what, and all you little "followers" who vote thumbs down just make me sad. do you have no other way to achieve a sense of belonging than to be fans of some random loser whose only accomplishment is spending too much time on TFLN and irritating dozens of people at once? the catchphrase might have been funny once or twice and now it's just a weird cult-like thing that is not humorous, and if you get your kicks out of pissing off people on the internet I highly suggest you get

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 18, 10 at 10:46am

    I know, like, protection is so lame. Cool people get STDs.

  • Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 18, 10 at 2:42am

    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

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      Submitted by massgirl88 on Jul 18, 10 at 1:16pm

      i love you so much

  • Submitted by stig on Jul 18, 10 at 1:33am

    @anon8609 you're the reason they do it, they want a reaction from you. To get them to stop just stop acknowledging them.

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:12pm

      I'm aware they're trying to get a reaction, what I don't understand is what kind of sad individual finds that entertaining...

  • Submitted by BlackBirdFly on Jul 18, 10 at 4:34am

    You could have just given him head after he took the condom off, that damn latex flavour lingers.

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    Submitted by Young_Quake09 on Jul 18, 10 at 4:02am

    "Firstys" i hope u fart in the kitchen while cookin one day and ur balls catch fire

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      Submitted by BlackBirdFly on Jul 21, 10 at 3:08pm

      you kidding? firstys can't cook! :o

  • Submitted by mo_chedda14 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:06am

    This has to be fake. No one is sluttier when they're sober than when they're drunk. No one.

  • Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Jul 18, 10 at 12:06am

    At least you admit that it's kinda lame

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    Submitted by cbtango on Jul 19, 10 at 12:43pm

    @stig... as in Top Gear? FUCK YES!!!

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    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 7:55am

    Get educated britnone.

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    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 18, 10 at 10:24am

    Help, I'm allergic to latex. Quick hand me a pretzel firstyfollower.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 2:48pm

    Tired of firsty-type drainers? Use diversionary tactics. I prefer the race-war variety

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    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:39am

    Why would the person you’re asking know?

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    Submitted by samanthasunshine on Jul 18, 10 at 8:23am

    @simba7, that's not actually how you reproduce.

  • Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 18, 10 at 2:33am

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • Submitted by FckFirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 4:54am

    You're not a whore at all.

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    Submitted by Me777 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:22am

    281 represent!!!

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    Submitted by dinopete on Jul 18, 10 at 2:24am

    You guys are dorks.

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    Submitted by cumallover on Jul 19, 10 at 6:23am

    Omg for a bj... That's sad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 2:50pm

    How do u stop 5 black guys raping a white girl? Throw em a basketball! Ba-dum, kshh

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    Submitted by shackel13 on Jul 18, 10 at 5:54am

    What you said about burning balls off from farting is completely irrelevant.

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    Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 18, 10 at 12:24pm

    Way to keep Houston cool...

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    Submitted by jayybear on Jul 18, 10 at 5:28am

    Omg... You are too cute with that one...fuckin wow! I'll never get those 3 seconds bakkk

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    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 18, 10 at 12:45am

    Rutty cockapoopoo

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    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 11:02pm

    They give it up freely. No force needed. Lame

  • Submitted by spiderman22cr on Jul 18, 10 at 6:37am

    Suck my dick:)

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    Submitted by nmstew on Jul 18, 10 at 1:58am

    Condom for a bj? Unless she has a past/ cold sores i saw no

  • Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 18, 10 at 1:10am

    Anon8609 pure conjecture on your part, do not assume you know anything about anyone that posts or remarks on this site, \njust like in the pretzel bible .. Ok that one was just for fun ; )

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 2:48pm

    God-damned porch-monkeys.

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      Submitted by od3tt3 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:15am

      wow... did you really uncle ruckus?

  • Submitted by FirstyNation on Jul 18, 10 at 8:45am

    These haters are making me firsty! :)

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 18, 10 at 1:22am

    Was that a bible reference?

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    Submitted by Chef420 on Apr 27, 12 at 4:57am

    no, you're really fucking lame.

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    Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Jul 18, 10 at 11:27am

    No he was wearing a condom foolishly to protect himself from your herpes face. You managed to suck that rubber right off him. Poor guy, if only he knew condoms won't save him from herpes or warts.

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    Submitted by dbzguy on May 29, 11 at 10:58pm

    SWEET SAFE SEX IS THE BEST SEX, BUT NO CONDOM FOR BJS

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    Submitted by bwill10 on Jul 19, 10 at 1:51am

    What's up Houston! Htowns finestt

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 3, 12 at 3:35am

    What a bitch. Just give a handy then. Giving head through a condom.... Defeats the whole fucking purpose. Bitches nowadays

  • Submitted by egroff54 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:22am

    Oh that wasn't a BJ u went all the way and that condom it broke

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    Submitted by britney09 on Jul 19, 10 at 3:52am

    Omg dunno wots worse this shitty fake txt or the crap responses about firsty! Get laid losers

  • Submitted by Me777 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:20am

    These pretzels are making me firsty!!\nFirsty why did you drink late-orade?

  • Submitted by dannnyy on Jul 18, 10 at 1:55am

    Anon8609 calm the fuck doooooown.

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    Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 20, 10 at 11:16am

    is either that, or u like condoms for breakfast...

  • Submitted by pretzellls on Jul 18, 10 at 1:43am

    Wow anon, calm down! it's ok! I don't really think firsty is a cult, he is his own person not making anyone join a group!! Lol Annnd you do know by you saying that you gave firsty exactly what he wants. I mean go for it, I find it funny how people get so pissed, but if it bothers you that much... I'm just saying.

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:44am

      He’s not really unique or anything. He’s mimicking KeithStone who was quoting Seinfield.. soo you’re all just a series of assholes that keep giving shitty texts extra comments with nothing to say.\n\nOn that note, why would she taste condom when she burped unless she swallowed it?

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 18, 10 at 3:04am

    Wtfwjd.... Love it.. Just in time to return to the \n" just like the bible " posts... So easy to make people scream w that one....

  • Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 18, 10 at 12:22am

    It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!

  • Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 9:53am

    What u taste is a dental dam- must have been a hell of a nite slut!!!

  • Submitted by i360noscopfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 2:40am

    Firsty I sense a 360 no scope coming your way

  • Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 11:00pm

    Stop trying to put the focus on you lame ass no name idiots. This is firsty's world and folks like you are uninvited. Be gone bastards.

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    Submitted by od3tt3 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:11am

    wow... that's your only concern?! how about sucking someone's dick when you are drunk....HOE!!!!!

  • Submitted by simba7 on Jul 18, 10 at 8:16am

    Thank god you used a condom to suck his cock...cuz from the sound of it we would not like you to reproduce in this world...

  • Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:11am

    Un first-o-licious

  • Submitted by FirstyProtege on Jul 18, 10 at 1:08am

    Being the first firsty on the post makes me quite firsty

  • Submitted by Me777 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:21am

    Firsty kicks ass