No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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