I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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