Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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