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  • 81 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:13pm

    Then get a divorce at that rate

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:38pm

    Chill the fuck out dudes, it's a joke...

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:35pm

    Shotgun wedding. If he doesn't use a condom he probably deserves it.

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:36pm

    Someone shud slap the fucking taste outta ur mouth and I'm a woman a real one not a little immature girl like u What kind of low ass self esteem do u have to have to hae to trap a man If he don't want u now he isn't gonna want u pregnant sweetie Get a life

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:34pm

    Haha I wonder who from western mass this it

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:29pm

    Just use the pull out method. That always works. Doesn't it?

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:48pm

    I thought 836 sounded reasonable to me I'm a guy and I don't think women should even joke about these kinds of things

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:58am

    8:13 Really? after the second one you didn't just get a vasectomy? Hell, after the first one you did it again? Just chop off your dick, you don't know how to use it anyway.

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:26am

    maybe some one should push u down some mothafuckin stairs

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:20pm

    9:44. I don't give out my number. But anonymous sexting turns me on (:

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:30pm

    Tell me how bad you want me to keep going and I will.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:43pm

    It sounds like the guy has cold feet. The OP is just being sarcastic. Way to project your fears kids.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:34pm

    Wow 8:18. Also nice call on not saying "girls" or "women". By referring to us all by using the general term "bitches" does nothing more than prove exactly how chauvanistic and fat headed you are. Take your homophobic, white trash, piece of shit, ass elsewhere. We don't need to hear your shit.

  • 71 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:51pm

    What the fuck is going on between 8:14 and 8:15? lmao like wtf

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:31pm

    8:18 Wow. Way to not take a joke you douche. Also, what's so hard about not impregnating a girl? WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM. If you think she's the kind that would poke holes in condoms, why the fuck are you sleeping with her anyway? (and you know, keep them locked away and provide them yourself like a big boy)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:20pm

    Throw me onto a counter and you can fuck me in the ways that you only dreamed of. It can be hard and fast or slow and mind blowing. I can practically feel you right now. Mostly because I am touching myself... What do you look like? I am 5"7, 103 pounds, C cup, and I have blonde hair and blue eyes. Not one piece of this is a lie... I swear (:

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:05am

    That's sooo the slovakian immigrant way...this should be a 610 area code. Haha DD!

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:41pm

    That was my every intention.

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:44pm

    Please keep going lol phone number?

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:32am

    haha this is absolutely amazing

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:32am

    lol some ho tried telling me she was preggo once, and i was like have fun with that. (as if i would be like oh i love you now lets spend our life together) she got her period the next day.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:34pm

    DIRTY DESPERATE SLUTS PROPOSE THIS WAY. WHOOOOOOOOORE !

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:27pm

    That is so western mass!!!

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:59pm

    Haha, when I first read this, I thought it said "and get him pregnant" and I was a little confused. XD

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:29am

    That doesn't work as well as you'd think.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Samia on Jun 10, 10 at 7:59am

    LMFAO!

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:17am

    Yeah, great. Pop out a more-than-likely tard baby. Why should they have to suffer because you're a whore?

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:39pm

    I understad that this is prolly sarcasm a it's dumbest But there r girls who really do this shit I'm just saying

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:33pm

    8:18 And men like you are why there are battered women's shelters. Grow up.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:47pm

    8:36/8:39 You need to learn how to type and spell. Because right now you sound as dumb as a girl who would actually try and force a shotgun wedding.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 9:49pm

    8:47 is the OP....dumb biatch! Lmfao!!!

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:00pm

    An abortion is cheaper than a wedding.

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:52pm

    This is 8:14. I don't know 8:15, but I'm horny and he (hopefully it's a he) was getting off on it. So I let it keep going (:

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:05am

    Shotgun wedding? I love those!

  • 57 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:29pm

    i was turned on by reading it

  • 59 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:10pm

    Yessssss I was first! My friends are gonna be so jealous!!!

  • 57 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:28pm

    Should I keep going?

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:17pm

    Amazing! I love seeing 413 texts on here. Represent!

  • 58 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:17pm

    yeah or like if she's on top she can't get pregnant. it's gravity.

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:09am

    Bitchez are fuuuucked up

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 7:34pm

    Wow. She can ruin her own life, I don't care. But she better not bring a child into the world and ruin his/her life. Our society sucks.

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:13am

    That's what all 4 of my ex gfs did ..FML

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:27pm

    I Would let you cum on me, in me, or I would swallow if you would prefer. There is nothing more that I would rather do than fuck, cook you some dinner naked, fuck you again, watch a hockey/football/baseball/basketball game, and let you do something naughty to me everytime a point is scored...

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:18pm

    the fact that there are cunts like this out there is THE reason men learn to treat all bitches like crap. She wants his sperm to trap him for child support and alimony rather than get a fucking job.

  • 52 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:14pm

    I loooove being on the bottom. But if I'm on top, I can grab your hands and pin you down so that I can fuck you however I'd like.

  • 48 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:13pm

    I'll take it up the ass if you use enough lube (;

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 8:18pm

    There is nothing that I love more than sucking the tip just enough to send shivers down a guys spine. Or running my nails down your back just enough to feel incredible. I like having my legs on your shoulders while you fuck me. It leaves me speechless.