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  • Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:40pm

    Damn right, Can't wait to wake up tomorrow, still Canadian.

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      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 1, 10 at 5:00pm

      Who really gives a fuck about Canada? Really though? I am German....now let's talk about an Awesome Country!!

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        Submitted by JTMONEY on Mar 1, 10 at 6:26pm

        Germany is like the worst country in the world, they had Hitler nothing is worse than Hitler

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          Submitted by MountainGirl94 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:06am

          Erm... hate to break it to you,,,,but Hitler was austrian by birth....

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            Submitted by Ariquelle on Mar 2, 10 at 3:11pm

            Thank you for actually knowing some correct history :)

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      Submitted by Santicks on Mar 1, 10 at 10:45pm

      YESSSSSSS

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      Submitted by tstan30 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:31am

      im just glad at the end of the day if shit hits the fan we can nuke Canada and they can grovel in their free health care and put head fagots while we rule the fucking world...they don't even have a fucking army...and they drink bagged milk. stupid douches

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        Submitted by mikd on Mar 2, 10 at 3:36am

        Yes bagged milk is the bees knees, you fuck nut why don't you go back to texas and fuck your cousin that is if your obese ass can even get off of the couch and catch them

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        Submitted by MountainGirl94 on Mar 2, 10 at 9:33am

        Yeah, dude. We have an army...yeah, the one thats in Afghanistan more than you are right now? One of the only countries willing to help your crazy asses in the war.\n\nAdmit it, you need us....you need our flag to stick on your suitcase when you travel so you dont get mugged.

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        Submitted by heartagram77 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:35pm

        You see, THIS is precisely why I'm proud to be Canadian. It must be nice to live in a country that teaches you to be as retarded as this. 'tstan30' maybe try getting your grade 9 before you enter into a war of words with ANY Canadian. Last time I checked one does not 'grovel' in free health care, Canada HAS an Army, and in NO WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM does the United States rule ANYTHING. Take a cue from the rest of the WORLD: we LOATHE your pathetic, obese, bigoted asses! Stupid rat fuck! Ha

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        Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 7:32pm

        Everybody hates you. In fact, if half the countries that hate you got together they could take over America pretty damn easy, just by sheer numbers.

  • Submitted by Anonoman on Mar 1, 10 at 2:30pm

    Yeah, I bet it really sucks to live in a place with a low crime rate, friendly people and free health care.

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      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 1, 10 at 2:52pm

      Frogs...

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        Submitted by bsitz on Mar 1, 10 at 3:11pm

        Free my butt....ive been to canada and half my dinner bill was a bunch of freaking weird taxes. Ready for it guys? Lq tax, goods and services tax, provincial sales tax, harmonized sales tax....on a dinner bill!

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          Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 3:21pm

          Fool. The harmonized sales tax, which has not been passed in every province, is a combination of two other taxes. Therefore, you would not see three separate taxes on a dinner bill. Also, food is not taxed in Canada so the only way your dinner bill would have been up of 50% taxes would have been if you had nothing but booze for dinner.

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            Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 1, 10 at 3:44pm

            This thread is out of fucking control!! I love it! Everyone is Insane!!

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            Submitted by bsitz on Mar 1, 10 at 3:47pm

            Fool? I ate there once and im supposed to remember everything i was charged? I remember my jaw dropping when i saw what you guys tax...and that i paid over 180 dollars for a dinner for two at T.G.I FRIDAYS! Which would have been maybe 60 bucks in the US.

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              Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:15pm

              Yeah, We do pay more tax. We do however pay much less in the hospital, school etc.

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              Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 4:57pm

              If you have no clear recollection of the events then how can you have argument to comment on it?

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              Submitted by Herschel on Mar 1, 10 at 5:00pm

              I've eaten at plenty of restaurants in both countries. The prices are pretty much the same. Canadians pay maybe an extra 5-10% sales tax, depending which province/state you compare. And you're probably the first person in history to spend $90/head at TGI Friday's - a family of four can eat there comfortably for that price.

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              Submitted by snickers8890 on Mar 1, 10 at 5:15pm

              If you dont remember everything you were charged why did you bother posting that comment? Obviously you have no idea how much you actually spent.

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              Submitted by kwhit6 on Mar 4, 10 at 3:11pm

              to be fair to this ignorant ass-hat, if i spent 180 dollars on booze at TGI fridays i might not remember what happened either. We don't mind paying more taxes when half of the money doesn't go to bombing anything that moves

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      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 1, 10 at 4:43pm

      Time's have changed our kids are getting worse they wont obey their parents they just want to fart and curse! Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV? No, Blame Canada Blame Canada!!

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      Submitted by Santicks on Mar 1, 10 at 10:43pm

      YESSSSSS

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      Submitted by bskatezy on Mar 3, 10 at 5:50pm

      and $20 cheeseburgers.

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      Submitted by Coma_Beauty on Mar 4, 10 at 12:44am

      ahaha.\nyeauh.\ntoooootally sucks to live in Canada. Totally.\nNot.

  • Submitted by JBC13 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:46pm

    *yawn* ahhh it feels great to wake up in a country in which I can marry whomever I want, travel whereever I want (even Cuba), and get sick without having to choose between getting treatment or being homeless....yup sure does suck to live here...especially with all these gold medals crowding me!

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      Submitted by kaseface14 on Mar 3, 10 at 12:45pm

      Too bad we won the overall medal count...

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        Submitted by leili on Mar 4, 10 at 1:15am

        Too bad the IOC doesn't give a fuck about overall medal count.

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          Submitted by adam_west on Aug 5, 11 at 1:27am

          Too bad Canada hasn't won the Stanley Cup since...1993? Almost 10 years ago?

  • Submitted by cassalass on Mar 1, 10 at 3:01pm

    I LOVE waking up in Canada, GLORIOUS and free! People from all over the country poured out into the streets last night in celebration. It was beautiful. I for one am so proud to be Canadian. The USA played great last night. Miller is a wall - he deserved a gold medal too. Congratulations on silver - that's still something to be proud of.

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      Submitted by jack on Mar 1, 10 at 3:10pm

      Sounds great wish I could have been there (although my beers would have been swigged in defeat). Miller was amazing though wasn't he.

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      Submitted by a_non_moose on Mar 1, 10 at 3:14pm

      well said :)

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      Submitted by AKROWDY on Mar 1, 10 at 4:09pm

      that was actually a nice comment. good for you

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      Submitted by jess_c on Mar 5, 10 at 11:29pm

      awww. you're a nice person. :)

  • Submitted by kayker191 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:34pm

    I love how Canadians are apparently the sore winners yet this is the third or fourth post I have seen about how Canada sucks from some jealous American because we beat you in hockey, while I have still seen none about what arrogant pricks Americans are from Canadians, without being provoked by comments like this.

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      Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 2:40pm

      Well said! If the US isn't gloating they're attacking others. It's really very, very sad.

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        Submitted by toobad_L_B84 on Mar 1, 10 at 5:43pm

        I can't believe anyone would judge an entire country based on comments made on website devoted to drunk texting.

  • Submitted by ericalew on Mar 1, 10 at 3:18pm

    I'm American and personally, I'm very happy for Canada. Yes, I was rooting for Miller, Parise, etc. but we don't have to be sore losers about it. If I had to live anywhere else but America, it would definitely be Canada. It's a beautiful country!

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      Submitted by jack on Mar 1, 10 at 3:19pm

      ditto

  • Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 2:46pm

    No grace and no dignity from the USA. Some Americans really are very disrespectful, arrogant people. It's a shame for the Americans who don't behave this way because they get lumped in with the jerks. I'm very proud to be Canadian and that pride grows when I see that the people from my country are intelligent, respectful people who don't feel the need to resort to needlessly attacking people whenever given the opportunity.

  • Submitted by borderpatrol on Mar 1, 10 at 2:29pm

    Damn, tfln loves the USA-Canada flame war.. Turn the page it's over America we lost

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      Submitted by _FTS on Mar 1, 10 at 11:25pm

      No, we won, because we're not Canada.

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        Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 7:28pm

        you're an idiot.

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        Submitted by UniverseHigh on Sep 22, 10 at 5:06pm

        I thought it was quite nice. lol

  • Submitted by ganesh on Mar 1, 10 at 3:56pm

    I am one american that would be proud to be adopted by a nice a canadian family I can see the commercial. For the cost of a cup of coffee you can help an american child grow up to be a canadian.

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      Submitted by snickers8890 on Mar 1, 10 at 5:59pm

      LOL well with a Tim Hortons (affectionately known as Timmies) everywhere you go it would only cost a $1.50 as opposed to $5.00 at starbucks. Don't get me wrong I enjoy Starbucks, I love those Caramel Machiattos but Id definitely rather pay for Timmmies.

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        Submitted by Eric7452 on Mar 1, 10 at 6:59pm

        I swear to god there's crack in that coffee

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          Submitted by kater_leaf on Mar 1, 10 at 9:08pm

          I wish I could give this a thumbs up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:46pm

    Yes! Today I woke up in Canada, with all of my rights and freedoms still in tact. Canada is the best country in the world and we proved it by putting on a wonderful Olympic show for the whole world. Americans, when you make fun of your Canuck brothers and sisters, remember we have faught wars side by side together. We are fighting side by side now,

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      Submitted by zhaddad on Mar 1, 10 at 3:02pm

      How many wars have we "faught"?

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        Submitted by steve11111 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:22pm

        Really? you cant come up with a creative rebuttal so you have to resort to being a grammar nazi. I think i give Americans too much credit.

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          Submitted by zhaddad on Mar 1, 10 at 11:38pm

          I jstu tihnk its atrowschus wehn ppl cant sppell rihgt. Stick to French.

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        Submitted by Eric7452 on Mar 1, 10 at 6:57pm

        Well, assuming you were actually implying more than just being a grammar nazi:\n\nWWI, WWII, Korea, both Gulf Wars

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:33pm

    Lol jealous Americans not only did Canada win the hockey game but we got the most golds hell of a country oh Canada

  • Submitted by TokenBlackStud89 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:09pm

    Fuck this country. Coming from an American. And fuck bush it all started with him.

  • Submitted by e2hastin on Mar 1, 10 at 2:55pm

    With all my healthcare benefits, a clean city with low crime rates, great education, not in a recession, and no hicks missing teeth and sleeping with their cousins? Hell ya Canada!

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      Submitted by AKROWDY on Mar 1, 10 at 4:10pm

      Hey just because we are AMERICANS doesn't mean we're all from West Virginia....

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      Submitted by thatonechick on Mar 1, 10 at 4:25pm

      America has the best college system in the WORLD that is why you all need to get down here to go to college because your country can't et their act together

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        Submitted by rom9880 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:46pm

        Yup, that's why you pay up to 25, 000 a year. Some of us are just fine up here in Canada, with our igloos and all. You know, I think I need to go feed my polar bear...later.

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        Submitted by snickers8890 on Mar 1, 10 at 5:29pm

        We have a very decent education system that we dont have to pay over $20,000/year to use. In fact, the University of Western Ontario offers a very competitive and recognized Ivy League business program.

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        Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 7:48pm

        i would rather pay 10k a year than 40k so i will stay at the school with the best Psychology program in north America.

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        Submitted by Jbee13 on Mar 3, 10 at 3:10am

        You're an idiot. Our Grade 12 program is comparable to your first year college program. I bet 70% of American's would not even be able to pass high school in Canada, let alone get into university.

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        Submitted by faaipdeoiad on Mar 4, 10 at 2:49am

        yes we all want to go pay $40k to go to University of Portland's shit programs or $50k for Stanford when we can easily pay <$10k to go to McGill or any other Canadian university that has programs on par with American Ivy Leagues

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 3:22pm

    What was that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my free healthcare.

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      Submitted by bsitz on Mar 1, 10 at 4:28pm

      Shows how good your health care is....cant even hear anymore. Come to America to see a real doctor....

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        Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 1, 10 at 4:38pm

        Awesome!! LOL!!

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        Submitted by snickers8890 on Mar 1, 10 at 5:49pm

        It would seem that your health care system is the one that is lacking considering Canada spends far less per year on health care and yet has an overall greater life expectancy for both sexes.

  • Submitted by Burrit0 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:41pm

    They must have been on their 'eh' game, way to go Canadia. Rematch in 4yrs.

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      Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 1, 10 at 5:42pm

      SO PUNNY! Loves it.

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      Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 7:39pm

      are you so ignorant that you can't even spell Canada

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        Submitted by jaylovesdrinking on Mar 2, 10 at 1:00am

        lol it's just a joke. I love being from Canadia!

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    Submitted by kater_leaf on Mar 1, 10 at 2:36pm

    YEAH WE ARE! ▌♥ ▌

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    Submitted by neubert on Mar 1, 10 at 3:26pm

    Sorry to the rest of America but the reason the rest of the world hates you is because of clowns like this guy.

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      Submitted by moochers on Mar 1, 10 at 4:24pm

      for real! i'm from america and it's embarrassing to hear people talk like this... maybe i should be Canadian..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:48pm

    OHHH CANADA WITH YOUR FREE HEALTH CARE AND TOLERANCEE NOOO RED NECK YANKEES AND IGNORANT PRICKSS WOO HOCKEY! GO CANADA! BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:35pm

    Nothing bad about waking up in the number ranking country to live in.... But nice try america... Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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    Submitted by SeanQ on Mar 1, 10 at 3:43pm

    Sorry I can't here you over all our gold medals bangin around

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      Submitted by bsitz on Mar 1, 10 at 4:26pm

      Cant hear you either... must beall our olympic medals banging around..something like 13 more then you. And if you want to talk golds in a single olympics...talk to phelps. When one of your athletes can earn 6 in one....holla.

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        Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:51pm

        Yeah, Phelps can swim really fast. He's the Aquaman of Athletes. Everyone praises him to his face, but really, nobody cares.

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      Submitted by thatonechick on Mar 1, 10 at 4:28pm

      can't here your over the clang of the rest of our 37 medals and domination of the summer olympics

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        Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:52pm

        Yeah, look at all those bronze and silvers. We broke records. You were the first losers. And the losers to the first losers.

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      Submitted by steve11111 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:28pm

      why are your medals banging around? You should take better care of them.

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    Submitted by stromy on Mar 1, 10 at 5:29pm

    Hahaha they really are that dumb. I'm so proud to be canadian and not have to worry bout gettig shot on vacation. Americans PRETEND to be canadian by wearing our flags on their bags while in Europe. That's how much they wish they were like us. They know the whole world hates them. Go Canada.

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      Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 6:21am

      1) I have to agree on your first point- I absolutely HATE getting shot everywhere I go. I'm from Chicago and- DAMNIT- just got shot again! Who's ignorant now? And no, we do not wish we were like you. Some people may have a Canadian flag while traveling (I never did that) but its not because we have an alter-ego where we wish that we're Canadian- it's because your country has so little power and does NOTHING that nobody really has strong feelings about Canada.

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        Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 3:03pm

        Its because we are peace keepers, rather than war mongers. America goes in, fucks up a country, and Canada comes in and actually does some good, we help people and we don't flag-wave when we do it. America carpet-bombs an entire country to find one man, then waves a flag in the faces of the injured, grieving and dying and says "You're welcome."

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          Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 5:21pm

          examples, please.

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            Submitted by Legit on Mar 2, 10 at 8:12pm

            Most pertinently, you should read the letter from the Chief Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court to the Hague regarding the 2003 invasion of Iraq. \n\nAlso, more specifically, there is the 1998 bombing of the El Shifa pharmaceutical factory in Khartoum in some sort of vengeance for the recent embassy bombings, which devastated the rural areas in need of medecine.

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            Submitted by Legit on Mar 2, 10 at 8:17pm

            Furthermore, I would mention the massacres of the Sioux at Wounded Knee, the Moros in the Philipines, Italian POWs at Biscari, Korean civilians at No Gun Ri, Vietnamese civilians at My Lai. \n\nThen there was the massive casualties in the Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Dresden bombings. Given that it was WW2 and the total-war situation, some may argue that they are justified. Still, it is a massive loss of civilian life.

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    Submitted by superalias on Mar 1, 10 at 4:40pm

    i wish i was waking up in canada..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:31pm

    You Americans have posted three different things on this site that bash Canada in the last two days. So don't call us immature or arrogant because we defend ourselves. If you guys stop talking shit we will too

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:50pm

    It makes me proud to be Canadian when I read the comments the Americans leave. Honestly, guys.. You are all already known for being rude, obese and idiotic.. Why follow through with the stereotype? We beat you at hockey, so get over it. And don't try saying it doesn't matter that we won or else you wouldn't be wasting your time bitching at us wonderful people for it.

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    Submitted by bitchin on Mar 1, 10 at 2:36pm

    Hahaha!! A lil jealous eh? I would be to if I lived anywhere else but Canada.\nBY THE FUCKING WAY TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT- PUT UP SOME CANADIAN REMARKS ON THE HOMEPAGE...ASSHOLES

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    Submitted by Awesome_X on Mar 1, 10 at 4:45pm

    Where there is legal pot and free health care....sounds awful

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      Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 6:24am

      decriminalized doesn't mean legal

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:48pm

    Yeah waking up in Canada was rough. I broke my arm fighting a polar bear from demolishing my igloo. But my healthcare took care of that. I got a flat tire on my snowmobile. And tim horton is our prime minister. I hate that guy, but everytime I go to his place, he makes one hell of a cup of coffee. Bahahaha most of Americans would believe that. But then again, most Americans are autistic.

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    Submitted by tbomber on Mar 1, 10 at 3:46pm

    Yeah, sucked to wake up today and live in the country that beat you at hockey yesterday. I mean, that's the kind of pride that only lasts 24 hours, whereas the bitterness apparently keeps on going..

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      Submitted by thatonechick on Mar 1, 10 at 4:30pm

      ummm... hockey is your own sport... if you lost there would be a huge problem... o wait we kicked your ass a few rounds earlier... QUE TRISTE

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        Submitted by Greggles on Mar 1, 10 at 4:52pm

        Beating us 5-3 with an empty net goal (amazing empty netter by the way, one of the best I've ever seen) isn't exactly kicking our asses. And what's the point of bragging about winning a round robin game? It's like the Colts bragging about winning more regular season games than the Saints; so the fuck what? Saints still have the Lombardi just like Canada still has the gold.

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          Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 5:47pm

          And that's Greggles for the gold!

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        Submitted by brittneyoh on Mar 1, 10 at 6:39pm

        actually, lacrosse is our national sport. and americans play hockey just as much as canadians. hence all your NHL teams.

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        Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 7:50pm

        you mean when it didn't matter, the point is that our boys won when it mattered

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:19pm

    Ok so you say you can go to the hospital tomorrow but then they will just throw you on a fucking waiting list...ya that's good health care.

  • 65 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:19pm

    Fuck the usa. Go CANADA! <3

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:51pm

    I said the exact same thing

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    Submitted by sammadison on Mar 1, 10 at 4:08pm

    canada fucking rocks you dont know what your saying

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:40pm

    I think we are all glad we are not in Mexico.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 10:07pm

    Oh for sure cause strong beer, free health care and most Olympic golds really sucks :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 3:23pm

    Exactly!!! And were happy to wake up here! Instead of waking up in a country where they're forced and convinced through propaganda to love.

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      Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 6:37am

      I am loving how you love to call us ignorant, but you know nothing about us either. I, for one, am proud that one of my ancestors tried to take over Canada once upon a time in the GRC campaign in the Revolution. Didn't work out, it was a bit cold and short a few men, but its the effort that counts!

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        Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:50pm

        Just another failure on America's abysmal track record.

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          Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 5:28pm

          Yeah, recalling the exposition to finish off the worlds strongest super power of the time to start our own country when everybody said we couldn't is really a failure.

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            Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 7:24pm

            Yeah, my favourite part of that is when you were pushed back so far and ended up with the smaller chunk of land. You're like the drug addicted son of England. We fought and fought, but decided it wasn't worth it, gave you a small chunk of land above Mexico with limited natural resources, and disowned you.

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    Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 1, 10 at 6:17pm

    Canada is a lot like America, but the whole world doesn't hate us, our health care is free, we have better-looking women, funnier comedians, and a lower crime rate. I don't see a problem.

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    Submitted by ipster76 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:37pm

    Just a fun fact: Canada's prime minister, Danny Williams, went to the US to have heart surgery. When asked why, he said he hadn't given up his right to get "the best possible health care" for himself.

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      Submitted by alias12344321 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:28am

      our prime minister is Stephen Harper... nice try.

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      Submitted by kayker191 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:44am

      Not even close to being our prime minister but nice try.

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      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:29pm

      hahahaha Owned. Thats not the prime minister, and he left because his heart surgery wasn't immediately necessary, but he has money, and in America, money talks, whereas in Canada, we base our priorities on need.

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      Submitted by faaipdeoiad on Mar 4, 10 at 3:33am

      lol you sir are an epic fail and a perfect example of an ignorant jackass with nothing better to do than spout out what they read on some shit site like wikipedia thinking it is true

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    Submitted by guidette79 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:26pm

    america, you lost. move the fuck on

  • Submitted by percival on Mar 1, 10 at 2:38pm

    Canada....America's Hat

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      Submitted by steve11111 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:04pm

      who gets a hat bigger then they are

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      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 1, 10 at 3:19pm

      half the country is a wasteland...they all live within ten miles of the American Boarder....

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        Submitted by procrastinating on Mar 1, 10 at 3:30pm

        Have you ever been to Canada? Your knowledge of our country is astounding. I'll bet you are one of those people who believe that we all live in igloos too...

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          Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 1, 10 at 3:36pm

          like a cooler? And I am the dummy....Ok....

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            Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 3:40pm

            Oh wow. Just... wow.

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              Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 1, 10 at 3:54pm

              Waka-Waka- Ahey?

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              Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:41pm

              You're a babbling retard. Go to Texas, I hear they execute people like you. (See, I can be just as ignorant about other countries as you)

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          Submitted by Herschel on Mar 1, 10 at 5:04pm

          Nah, he's actually pretty much right(except that it's 100 miles, not 10). Thing is, the half the country that's wasteland is the half we don't use for anything other than logging and mining. The southern bits are quite nice - cold in the winter, but absolutely gorgeous in the summer(none of that 110-degree face-melting Arizona gets).

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        Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 7:36pm

        you should look at a map before you post things online, this country is vast and beautiful and there are a lot of large cities far away from the American border

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      Submitted by leili on Mar 4, 10 at 1:20am

      America...Canada's underpants. \n\n:>

      • 45 66
        Submitted by leili on Mar 4, 10 at 1:22am

        I have no idea how the \\n\\n got in there. o_O

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    Submitted by CanadaRox on Mar 1, 10 at 2:34pm

    Some of are NOT in Canada and are still proud of our country dumb ass.

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    Submitted by kater_leaf on Mar 1, 10 at 9:29pm

    OKAY! Obviously the USA brought home more medals than any other country. They pour truck loads more money (aka your tax dollars, Americans) into their athletes. Yes, Canada funded an Own the Podium program recently to sponsor our athletes, but it was still nothing in comparison to the USA. Canada chooses to instead put more taxes towards welfare, health care, homeless shelters, government assisted housing, things that MATTER to the people who live here. But keep it up USA. Never been prouder to be

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:52pm

    Jesus, it's amazing how uneducated both the Americans and canadians in this conversation are. Both sides are making their respective countries look bad.

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:13pm

    Yes, and if anyone on the country wakes up tomorrow and is sick they can go to the hospital and not worry about 100% of our country has healthcare 100 million people in your country can't it. Thanks for coming out.

    • 37 51
      Submitted by bsitz on Mar 1, 10 at 4:24pm

      Yeah but we do have Charity care....which waves the fees of people that cant afford health care...so try again

      • 31 37
        Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 5:46pm

        waives* the fees for* people who*...\n\nWhat charity care does your country have for it's poorly educated population?

  • Submitted by stromy on Mar 1, 10 at 2:28pm

    Shut the fuck up were amazing and we raped you guys

    • 36 72
      Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 1, 10 at 2:54pm

      You won in overtime. You're retarded if you think you raped us.

      • 55 45
        Submitted by renny38 on Mar 1, 10 at 5:00pm

        if you knew anything about hockey ..you would have noticed how much we dominated in that overtime ...the american's played great and stuff but they barely touched the puck in OT ....we played great when it counted

    • 40 56
      Submitted by a_non_moose on Mar 1, 10 at 3:07pm

      we won by one goal... it was a fair and even game and we just happened to get the first goal in OT.

  • 65 68
    Submitted by punk_gino916 on Mar 1, 10 at 5:23pm

    I'm sorry I can't hear you over my free health care and my Gold medal records, douche.

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Johnnnny on Mar 1, 10 at 3:23pm

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potential_superpowers\n\nWhat? No Canada? EEEEEHHH???

    • 37 44
      Submitted by steve11111 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:37pm

      sorry we're not looking for world domination.

    • 66 49
      Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 3:41pm

      How does this change the results of a hockey game?

      • 40 61
        Submitted by Johnnnny on Mar 1, 10 at 3:48pm

        I never said it did, I was just proving your fellow Canucks wrong when they say that Canada is the best country in the world. By definition of best, they are far from that. Suck it.

        • 42 70
          Submitted by Greggles on Mar 1, 10 at 4:47pm

          So what's your definition of best? If your definition of "best country" is based on such criteria as life expectancy, literacy, education and standard of living then Canada is closer to "best" than the US will ever be.

        • 41 67
          Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 5:04pm

          That proves nothing. Not one tiny, minute, teeny thing. Also it's 2010 - you should know by now that Wikipedia is a laughable "source".

        • 47 56
          Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:25pm

          So is America. Suck it.

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 10:56pm

    you can wake up and insult Canada some more if it makes you feel better, or lose some weight.

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:28pm

    It's hilarious how insecure Americans get when they're bested in something.

  • 52 47
    Submitted by jessica09 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:35am

    I am American, and most of us are educated and respectful, and it only takes a few idiots like these to make the whole country look bad. I apologize for those who are disrespectful and only know how to hate. With that being said, the point of the Olympics is to unify in peace, so i think everyone on here needs to grow up and show some respect for each other.

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Neckr0w on Mar 1, 10 at 3:30pm

    Canada is bigger and is on top.\nIf this was prison the US would be our bitch. \n\npostscript: you didnt win silver, you lost gold. lulz.

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:34pm

    I wonder what the tax rate is to pay for all that "free" health care?

    • 32 73
      Submitted by anonymous678 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:32pm

      Believe me, it's worth it. If I'm sick in the hospital, I want to be focused on getting better, not focused on how my family or I are going to pay for the bill. Some unfortunate Americans have to sell their homes because they didn't see an illness in their future. That's so unfair. The taxes that get us free health care keep us Canadians prepared for any unexpected hospital visit looming around the corner. I consider myself lucky.

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:50pm

    Americans need to stop hating. Canada is the same as US...without all the extra bullshit that makes American lives so awful. I'm not even Canadian...

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 10:52am

    Ya I'll wake up with gold medals, free healthcare and low obesity rates all around me cause Canada kicks the shit outa the US in the olympics

  • 49 44
    Submitted by mikd on Mar 2, 10 at 3:34am

    ya ill still wake up Canadian knowing no one can touch our ass but your gonna wake up with your dads cock in yours

  • 50 46
    Submitted by stripes_72 on Mar 1, 10 at 8:49pm

    And when we wake up tomorrow, we'll still have the MOST GOLDS and we'll still have beat the Americans! The next 4 years are going to be amazing.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by barrsy on Mar 1, 10 at 6:21pm

    It's okay Americans...\nSilver in hockey is good too....\nHAHAHAHAHA

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 6:28pm

    You have the right to hang a pair of bear arms on your wall

  • 59 67
    Submitted by kater_leaf on Mar 1, 10 at 9:26pm

    OKAY! Obviously the USA brought home more medals than any other country. They pour truck loads more money (aka your tax dollars, Americans) into their athletes. Yes, Canada funded an Own the Podium program recently to sponsor our athletes, but it was still nothing in comparison to the USA. Canada chooses to instead put more taxes towards welfare, health care, homeless shelters, government assisted housing, things that MATTER to the people who live here. But keep it up USA. Never been prouder to be

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:53pm

    I'd shoot myself in the brain if I was American. As a Canadian, I have access to bursaries, grants and low interest loans from the Government for my schooling all because I am permanently disabled. I have been also given a laptop by our government because I am a person with a disability and am attending full time university. I love my country and I know if I was in the US they wouldn't treat me so well!

    • 31 59
      Submitted by bsitz on Mar 1, 10 at 4:04pm

      If you are disabled or foreign you get a crap load of rights in America.

      • 60 62
        Submitted by moochers on Mar 1, 10 at 4:22pm

        way better than a laptop and cheap schools... we give houses and basically pay your way for the rest of your life... just sayin not hatin

        • 34 66
          Submitted by kater_leaf on Mar 1, 10 at 9:15pm

          Are you kidding me?! Pave your way for the rest of your life?! The capitalist society doesn't give a shit about anyone, especially new Americans/Canadians and those with a disability. I would really really REALLY like to see that statement backed up with some hard facts. In fact, isn't the American society refereed to as a "melting pot"? Meaning everyone is forced to assimilate to one standard way of living? I feel like that's just pure bull shit.

          • 36 61
            Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 6:11am

            Just FYI- America is referred to as a melting pot not because we force everybody to act the same way, but because when people from so many cultures live together, our cultures rub off on each other. Obviously, a completely homogeneous culture will never be achieved and conflict remains, but we are not perfect (but closer to perfect that Canada!) For proof of that statement, at least people actually WANT to immigrate here where we have this 'melting pot' and people dont just move there t

            • 36 58
              Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:59pm

              Actually, we have a much more diverse society with many different prominent cultures thriving, instead of being covered up and assimilated. People only immigrate to America because you have a better catch phrase; "The American Dream", where anybody can come, forget where they came from, and do work that fat lazy Americans don't want to do, but will later bitch about losing to the immigrants.

            • 43 45
              Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 5:24pm

              Gimp, if people come to America because we have a better catch phrase, then don't say that we're the ignorant ones. and if you read my post, the phrase doesnt refer to covering up or assimilating, as each culture naturally influences the other. And yeah, the illegal immigrants take grunt work jobs for less pay (not necessarily because we dont want the jobs). Face it, America is the Super Power of the world, you people are jealous because you feel you're superior whilst not being recogni

            • 38 63
              Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:12pm

              In response to your post at 5:24pm. America does have opportunities that third world countries don't. Canada has all those perks and then some. One of which being you're not here. America is A super power not THE super power. if half the countries that hated you decided to invade America would be done just by sheer numbers. And whats to be jealous of? Our government is better, our health care is better, our athletes, comedians, music, poverty line, beer, resources and people. And no republicans.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:30pm

    I just moved here. Your just jealous. Weak sauce.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 3:49pm

    Hahahahahahahaha

  • 46 44
    Submitted by adogg4443 on Mar 1, 10 at 8:12pm

    Hahaha ya fuk canadians..ony reason anyome goes is cuz weed is legal and u can drink at 16....luky hos

    • 49 51
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:20pm

      Can't drink at 16 and weed isn't legal. Ignorant tit.

    • 39 69
      Submitted by Jazz on Mar 1, 10 at 11:47pm

      Are you sure you're thinking of the right country?\nWe're the country NORTH of you... You must be thinking of somewhere else.\nThe American education system fails yet again.

  • 45 43
    Submitted by krystan on Mar 1, 10 at 5:57pm

    Or did your more superior colleges not teach you that for $25 000+? If you don't want to look like ignorant hick morons, please, don't make yourself. Open your eyes, you are using up more than 40% of the worlds resources, does that not seem problematic to you? Sure, we may not have an Olympian to win 6 gold medals, but when you run out of water, do us a favour.. don't "holla". Good luck surviving off your stolen gas and oil.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by noof25 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:12pm

    Yup. I wake up in Canada every morning. Couldn't be happier about it

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:09am

    QUIT DISSIN CANADA!!!!! they have all the freedom of the united states with none of the violence. I think they're the clear winners in life in general.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:24pm

    Better then americaaaaa fuck yeah.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by CookieCutter on Mar 1, 10 at 8:03pm

    Gonna be honest, the closing ceremonies took an extremely unclassy dive into "HAHA WE WON YOU DIDN'T NYEH NYEH SUCKS TO BE EVERY OTHER COUNTRY OUT THERE" land that was incredibly unappealing. (Also, kind of a bad Vegas show on acid. Giant inflatable beavers? Really?)

    • 33 38
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:18pm

      That was fantastic. We are able accept and laugh at all the stereotypes that are given to us. And theres nothing wrong with being proud to have won not only the most gold medals at home, but the most gold medals of any winter olympics.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:26pm

    At least we can spell "get". You're just jealous we won :)

  • 58 73
    Submitted by godamnit_bobby on Mar 1, 10 at 11:49pm

    1. Canadians are really making themselves look bad.. Cool down, the assholes in America are the only ones on the Internet, just about everyone else is doing something productive 2. There's no such thing as "free" health care.. No one works for free, especially doctors, who damn sure don't work for the good feelings they get from helping people. You pay them somehow dipshit

    • 33 45
      Submitted by steve11111 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:19pm

      Ya someone is paying them, but the great thing about Canada is that not only the rich can get the medical attention that they deserve.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 1, 10 at 11:03pm

    Canadians Live Hockey, It Was Obvious We'd Win, Jeez! Hahahahaha Proud To Be a Canadian Eh!!!!!

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:38pm

    Anyone else find it funny that 2:36 said "eh" in his comment? Rofl

    • 50 50
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:43pm

      no...

    • 57 57
      Submitted by steve11111 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:05pm

      what are you trying to say eh?

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:21am

    As a fellow Canadian I wish you guys would stop bitching at the Americans. We have to stop assuming all Americans are thoughtless, ignorant pricks and they have to stop thinking that we eat, shit, sleep, and breathe hockey. There's more to canadians than that. Stop feeding the damn fire!

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:38pm

    Wow I didn't know 4 year olds knew about tfln, why don't all of yall suck it up and be proud of where your from and stop trying to decide which is better.

    • 44 93
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:39pm

      This is more fun

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 2:14am

    People are really arguing about this? Really? Everyone knows Canada is better. No need to argue.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by JTMONEY on Mar 1, 10 at 6:29pm

    Quit crying about losing to us in hockey we are always going to better than you guys because our country devote more time effort and money to the sport, It is our game

    • 52 59
      Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 6:40am

      So you guys put money toward poor quality (albeit free) healthcare and hockey? Awesome.

      • 63 54
        Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:25am

        You're right. We should focus on more noble causes, like making sure any jack-ass that wants a high powered firearm can have one. How about the huge medical advances you have because of Canadians.

        • 38 61
          Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 5:38pm

          examples, please. \nAnd yes, we have the right to bear arms. As Thomas Jefferson once said, "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." In other words, when our government no longer serves the needs of the people, "it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." All governments turn sour (even yours will someday, sorry), but what are you going to do when

          • 56 63
            Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 7:15pm

            So, when someone feels the government no longer serves them, that person can shoot the government? I'll probably vote against the government that no longer suits my needs. I have nothing against gun ownership, I have a few myself. I'm against everyone being allowed to own them. I guess one example would be the HIV/AIDs vaccine developed by a professor at the university of western ontario. http://www.india-server.com/news/new-aids-vaccine-ready-for-trials-8324.html

  • 54 69
    Submitted by eatTHEzombie on Mar 1, 10 at 10:00pm

    Yeah tomorrow I'm gonna wake up go drink a coffee walk into harveys have a burger then maybe I might get hurt and get my free healthcare BITCH ! Eh OH Canada GO !

  • 52 65
    Submitted by not_texan on Mar 1, 10 at 8:23pm

    Don't worry Canada. Americans always talk shit when involved in athletic or any other competition. Don't take it personally. We would really rather have you than a some of our sorry, fat, Mexican-friendly states like Texas.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Amanda90 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:14pm

    This is absolutely ridiculous. i live in canada now, i am canadian, but i lived in the u.s. for almost my whole life. canada AND the u.s. both performed amazingly in the 2010 olympics, but the fact that canada won the hockey game does not mean people in the u.s. have to be so frigging rude and make bs excuses about losing and hate on canada. the country has nothing to do with hockey. suck it up america and stop being so ignorant and rude. and i'm sure if canada lost we would have said some rude things

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:44pm

    Why would you argue back with the Americans? It just feeds the fire, and they'll only insult more. They already know they're a horrible country so no need to tell them twice. Leave the poor yanks alone!

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 7:55pm

    Lol

  • 51 64
    Submitted by deejayndn on Mar 1, 10 at 7:09pm

    Hahahaha. Fuck you America!!!!

  • 45 53
    Submitted by sean8503 on Mar 1, 10 at 8:11pm

    Go suck off a moose canadians

    • 34 58
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:35am

      with all our gold, we'll just pay an American to do it for us

  • 45 53
    Submitted by fiddy73 on Mar 1, 10 at 6:36pm

    Wow! How fast the USA has moved past the 9/11, I'm strong and free bastard Jihad attitude to resume the arrogant no one should beat us and how dare you mentality. Disappointed in those Americans who have that sad and misplaced "patriotism".

  • 45 53
    Submitted by rhythmbandit on Mar 1, 10 at 6:19pm

    This whole argument is ridiculous. The candians believe americans are sore losers an ignorant, and then go and brag about having lots of gold medals? And free health care? God damn is that the only thing you people have to brag about? What does that even have to do with anything? Every country has it's lowlifes and assholes. This is nothing new. America has problems, but you can't stereotype all of us.

    • 48 63
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:24pm

      Don't tell me what I can't do!

  • 45 54
    Submitted by yetlove12 on Mar 3, 10 at 2:39am

    Ooohhhh caannnaaadddaaaa

  • 42 49
    Submitted by gdg88 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:35pm

    Hockey and maple syrup is all Canadians have. Let them gloat a bit before they return to obscurity.

    • 31 51
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:16pm

      Hockey, Maple syrup, Lumber, which we sell to you cheap. Ditto for oil. We have 9% of the worlds fresh water. Most of the rest of it is frozen or underground, MUCH better beer, fantastic whiskey, we invented hockey, lacrosse, basketball, superman...The list goes on and on. You're welcome.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by wally1214 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:02pm

    What's Canada?

    • 33 46
      Submitted by renny38 on Mar 1, 10 at 5:09pm

      its a country that kicked you're ass by getting 14 golds...does that ring a bell?

      • 29 42
        Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 6:28am

        I didn't even watch the Winter Olympics. Know why? NOBODY CARES about the winter Olympics.

        • 19 65
          Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:48pm

          You're talking a lot for someone who doesn't care. As for "nobody" caring, I call bullshit right there. YOU may not care. YOU aren't everybody. YOU are nobody.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 6:27pm

    I just like to say. It was a good game. Yea us canadians won. But Canada is fucking better country then USA. so screw you fucked up shit talk. Free health care. You could die because you ain't got money. Here I am and my country pays for it. Sucks to be waking up in USA :)

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:30am

    12:20, you're cool.…not.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by pinkflea11 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:54pm

    Wow clam down it's a joke. It's embarrassing to read the same shit as you crazy people that take things way too seriously

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:43pm

    if you're not first...you're not American.

    • 35 43
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:24pm

      Odd...We got the gold. We got the most golds. Which...is first place...compared to America's silver medals, which makes them the first losers. and all your bronze medals is just makes you the losers to the first losers.

      • 40 59
        Submitted by bsitz on Mar 1, 10 at 4:30pm

        We got the overall medal count....and we have the only olympian ever to win 6 golds in one Olympic games....btw winter sports aint our thing....

        • 27 47
          Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:39am

          Summer olympics have too many events. Swimming, swimming a little farther, pole vault, pole vault without socks, i mean christ if you're good at running you can get more than one gold.

  • 46 62
    Submitted by dev00 on Mar 1, 10 at 3:55pm

    This is exactly the difference between Canada and USA admitted defeat and quite being such sore losers...

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 3:26pm

    They taxed you thy much??? They must have known you were American. Here in Alberta we pay the federal tax of 5 percent on everything. No more, no less. Get your head out of your ass.

  • 39 49
    Submitted by nyny8987 on Mar 6, 10 at 2:23am

    Fuck Canada no one cares about u now that the olympics are over..seriously haven't heard Canada once..thank god olympics r over..go playing curling u pussies

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:28am

    After reading comments on here, I am even more looking forward to joining my boyfriend in Canada when I leave the USA, however, whoever wrote about our wars, shut up about Vietnam. It's not something you could possibly understand. My father is still affected by what he saw over there so please have a heart. Oh and dude who said something about the towers... You're such an asshole.

    • 40 62
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:39am

      I don't doubt it was terrible in Vietnam, and I'm sorry your dad was so affected, but that doesn't change that America lost, which was my point. Ignorant Americans boasting superiority of everything, including their military, when they seem to have a hard time finishing what they start. And yes, the twin towers comment was tasteless.

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:43pm

    Ok so a fake line divides our countries but we argue like this are you serious we have been friends as nations for a long time both nations fought in the world wars and canada had their own beach on D-Day. So one of us has free healthcare and the other doesn't. America gets attacked because they try to police the world but both countryd should and always should be friends

  • 38 48
    Submitted by horsegurl on Mar 2, 10 at 8:47am

    I'm sorry last time I checked Canada kicked ur ass at the olympics... No one cares as much about the silver and bronze medals... But gold who has the most? Oh right CANADA and who set the world record? Oh yeah CANADA! As for waking up in Canada I love it free health care and beautiful landscapes!\nSuck a dick all u Canadian haters! Your just jealous we kicked your ass!

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Mar 1, 10 at 6:50pm

    Wow canadians are looking like the total douhebags now. For every comment consiting of "canadia sucks cuz they're French haha they're Americas hat! USA USA USA!!" there is five canadians bitching and moaning. And for your infronation, all you high and mighty canadians saying "haha we have free healthcare and we have more beautifull women ect ect" should really stfu cuz you sound worse than the Americans

    • 36 47
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:04pm

      thank you for that "infronation." We Canadians are clearly douche bags for sticking up for ourselves when attacked by jealous ignorant Americans. Don't act like Americans wouldn't be gloating as bad as, if not worse than we are if they were good enough to beat us.

      • 41 36
        Submitted by Amanda90 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:41pm

        exactly. and not only would they gloat, they would probably be just as asshole-y about it and talk down to Canada. only saying this because i lived in the u.s. for about 11 years.

    • 32 48
      Submitted by Jazz on Mar 2, 10 at 12:03am

      ...really? Cuz i'm pretty sure calling Canada "Canadia" sounds a lot worse than canadians showing pride in their country. We are defending. You are attacking. Show some class.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:51pm

    Who cares that the ice fairies in Canada barely beat us in a game they were supposed to dominate. We run their shit in all the other sports, see: medal total and the summer olympics.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by jcm99 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:35am

    ipster: retard! canafa's prime minister is stephen harper, you're talking about the premier of PEI, HUGE difference.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by _FTS on Mar 1, 10 at 11:24pm

    Apparently TFLN is full of retarded fucking Canadians. For one your healthcare isn't free and all breakthroughs are from American pharmaceutical companies.\n\nCanada is like America's fat friend that nobody cares about.

    • 44 50
      Submitted by Jazz on Mar 1, 10 at 11:45pm

      Pot calling the kettle black much?

    • 43 50
      Submitted by steve11111 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:26pm

      If by "breakthroughs" you mean new pills for you guys to lose weight with doing anything physical then I guess you are more sophisticated than us in the medical field.

    • 39 46
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:34pm

      You create pills to lose a little weight and keep a boner longer. The University of Western Ontario is on the path to curing cancer and AIDs, and is a lot closer than American institutes. And our necessary health care is paid through taxes, so we don't have to pay for it out of our own pocket. Our medial insurance covers the luxuries if we want them.

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:31am

    Shitty healthcare? Uhm, okay.. So my father has cancer. He got his surgery, they removed the tumor, and now he has chemo. We didn't have to wait for anything. He gets his scans on scheduel and everything. I'm happy we didn't have to pay all that money for his surgery, and I'm not happy that the Americans have to. It's disgusting how the Americans have to. I'm not happy about their misfortunes. We have to stop making fun of them for that.

  • 40 54
    Submitted by fuckcanada on Mar 1, 10 at 11:01pm

    Canada: can't take a fucking joke...calm the hell down Canada people it's a fucking joke

    • 46 53
      Submitted by Jazz on Mar 1, 10 at 11:52pm

      Let's see how Americans would react if we were to bash them? Declare war on us?

  • 39 52
    Submitted by jigboi2 on Mar 1, 10 at 5:23pm

    4:52 is so right lol people who go on tfln to talk shit about hockey game and about armies and what country is better really just don't have a life!

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:54pm

    I  Canada!!!!!!!!!

  • 34 43
    Submitted by lj056 on Mar 3, 10 at 2:23pm

    A Canadian couple moved to the US and had a baby girl.On her first day of school the teacher asked the students who's proud to be American?\nEveryone except the little girl put their hand up\nThe teacher asked the girl why aren't you proud? \nshe replied,"I'm Canadian"\nthe teacher asked"What makes you Canadian?"\n"my mom and dad were born there"she said\nteacher replied,"well if your mom and dad were bad hockey players, would that make you a bad hockey player

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:23am

    I love waking up in Canada!

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:45pm

    All these canadians saying they beat America in the war of 1812, ACTUALLY the pussy ass French were the ones fighting not you canadians. And anybody associated to France is a pussy.

    • 39 42
      Submitted by Eric7452 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:07pm

      Read about Canadian history, then get back to me. Ever heard of Upper and Lower Canada? Dating back to the late 1700s?

    • 31 56
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:22pm

      Read a book and try again.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:46pm

    4:31 "sometimes I go to te hospital just because I can" So you're saying you take advantage of the system and waste tax payees money? Oh. I definitely want free health care now, thanks.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by CanadaLover on Mar 1, 10 at 11:22pm

    Cause Canada is useless, you see those little things attached to your hips, called Blackberries? I believe they help run your company? They're Canadian. Grow up america and learn to accept defeat.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by metallicafan on Mar 1, 10 at 8:49pm

    im canadian and DAMN proud of it and im gonna wake up everyday and be CANADIAN. so yea suck it u person from another country

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:53pm

    Really though, canadians? You're getting so upset when 99% of people on this website are teenage and college-age boys who make up maybe 5% of the American population. You can't judge us based on tfln just like we shouldn't judge you. This is over hockey, you guys. HOCKEY. Gather your tiny balls and go back to doing whatever you were doing (useful or not) before you decided to troll.

    • 40 55
      Submitted by Jazz on Mar 3, 10 at 2:04am

      So are you part of the 1% of the people on this site that just have nothing better to do with their lives than live vicariously through teenagers and college students? Also, maybe you shouldn't condemn us for "judging" you while accusing us of having no balls.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by MissouriTexter on Mar 2, 10 at 12:43am

    Stfu everyone. You are arguing about things like intelligence on a site devoted to drunk texting. The USA and Canada are both decent countries, there are MUCH worse places to live.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by lunaLOVExo on Mar 1, 10 at 10:34pm

    And by the way national healthcare will kill people who have chronic illnesses suh as myself physically and financially so stfu

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:22pm

    Drinking age is 18 in Canada. Some parts it's 19. And weed is nowhere near legal in Canada... Dumb ass

  • 44 67
    Submitted by lemonjuice on Mar 1, 10 at 4:55pm

    Hmm whose got the bigger army?

    • 33 55
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 5:24pm

      When is the last time you won a war that you started? Oh right! the Civil war. America started a war with America, and America won. Sadly tho, America lost. Canada on the other hand, has never lost a war. Even when we fought America.

    • 28 50
      Submitted by snickers8890 on Mar 1, 10 at 6:09pm

      America needs a larger army to protect themselves from all the countries they've pissed off in the past. Not something to be proud about.

    • 42 58
      Submitted by Jazz on Mar 1, 10 at 11:58pm

      We're proud to be peaceful.

  • 50 80
    Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 7:57pm

    http://www.nowpublic.com/world/best-country-live-list-countries-2009-un-hdi\ncheck it out Canada is 3rd America is 13th

  • 37 55
    Submitted by yetlove12 on Mar 3, 10 at 2:31am

    I love living in Canada! And Im American.

  • 41 63
    Submitted by lunaLOVExo on Mar 1, 10 at 10:31pm

    Sidney Crosby is a douche bag

    • 32 43
      Submitted by Jazz on Mar 1, 10 at 11:54pm

      So are sore losers...

    • 33 55
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:35pm

      Ryan Miller is a choke artist.

  • 32 45
    Submitted by chauncey36 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:14pm

    Lolz

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 10:21pm

    its funny how people bitch and complain about canada... yu guys are pathedic and should just get over it!

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Angie081 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:32am

    Hey, at least our banks are in the black, unlike how many US banks... PS it's not really "America"... Unless all citizens of North and South America count...

  • 40 62
    Submitted by track on Mar 1, 10 at 9:26pm

    Canada has little dicks

    • 32 52
      Submitted by Jazz on Mar 2, 10 at 12:00am

      America has bad comebacks.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by dubc on Mar 1, 10 at 5:32pm

    i'll just put this out there about the ideological difference when it comes to health care. a long time ago Canadians made the decision that someone's income shouldn't preclude them from health care. it may seem socialist, but to the majority of developed countries it's about fairness to all its citizens. I do agree that wait times suck when we live in a generally "first come first serve" world, but people's placements on wait lists generally follows the principle of triage

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 11:28am

    Everybody has to get over theirselves. This arguing isn't going to help anyone. Canada is always going to think they're great, and the U.S is always going to think they're great as well. I love being Canadian but I have no issues with most Americans.. Except for the ones that refuse to let us have our glory for a sport we love. And as for canadians.. Why can't we be the bigger people and just stop talking? They won't stop otherwise.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by longbeachshine on Mar 1, 10 at 11:26pm

    F U canada, and ur free health care.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by canadianbeaver on Mar 4, 10 at 11:34pm

    Yeah it really sucks living in a nation with helth care , the most Olympic golds, good old strong beer and not living in a country filled with fat asses

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Mdiddy on Mar 3, 10 at 10:09am

    Yeah really sucks to be the best and live in the best country in the world, you bet. Not like that arrogant nation to the south of us.

  • 40 64
    Submitted by anonymous3415 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:19pm

    Canada, question: Where do the smartest people in China hope to go to college? Oh that's right the United States of America. Go fuck yourselves

    • 47 46
      Submitted by Jazz on Mar 1, 10 at 11:56pm

      This is about Canada and the US... You shouldn't bring in the Chinese and make them look stupid.

    • 37 36
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:22pm

      And after they do research, where do they end up going? Oh thats right, Canada. you sir, can go fuck yourself.

  • 46 76
    Submitted by toots1 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:41pm

    2:36, tfln is American made, just like anything else worthwhile - if you want something, you have to get off your socialist ass to get it

    • 52 48
      Submitted by JamesGray on Mar 1, 10 at 3:13pm

      Well, I can't find any reference saying TFLN is american made other than the fact it's hosted in the US... But the site design was done by a Canadian based company, so you may be half right. Not sure what that is supposed to prove though?

      • 30 56
        Submitted by bsitz on Mar 1, 10 at 4:19pm

        Actually, two american college drop outs made TFLN.....so please try again. And who cares who designed it.....lowest bidder doesnt mean better quality

        • 35 34
          Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 7:45pm

          college dropouts! in America! shocking!

    • 42 61
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:31pm

      I like how whenever Americans are faced with something they don't understand, its socialist, or communist, or just simply evil. How narrow minded. I enjoy my free health care. Sometimes I go to the hospital just because I can.

      • 40 50
        Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 6:35am

        yeah, except in this case, free healthcare is socialist.

        • 31 66
          Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:21am

          thank you for proving my point

          • 43 31
            Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 5:31pm

            : so·cial·ism \nPronunciation: \\ˈsō-shə-ˌli-zəm\\\nFunction: noun\nDate: 1837\n1 : any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods\n\nIn this case, the product is actually a service, but still government controlled.\n\nBitch.

            • 30 37
              Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 7:20pm

              Our government funds hospitals. They do not own or run them. Bitch.

    • 30 36
      Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 7:27pm

      right cause all Canadians are socialists, why because we have universal health care and pension plans.. sorry but we're better off than america

      • 46 34
        Submitted by CanadaLover on Mar 1, 10 at 11:21pm

        @ all Canadians are Socialist: Cause that is why we have a Conservative (thats republican for all you americans out there) Prime Minister right now, eh?

  • 33 51
    Submitted by UniverseHigh on Sep 22, 10 at 5:08pm

    I love all these arrogant comments. If not being a puss and fighting in wars is arrogant then hell yes good sir.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by AF_ATC on Mar 5, 10 at 7:29am

    *sigh* Im so tired of hearing about the American/Canada debate its the same sh*t every time. Canadians always talk about free health care, low crime rate, and clean cities. Well Im sorry Canada but your health care isnt free. Everyone is paying for it through your taxes. As an American I would rather pay for my own sh*t than everyone else. As for your clean cities this is true I've been to Canada and your cities are very clean I attribute this to the fact that marijuana is legal. People are less

    • 39 47
      Submitted by AF_ATC on Mar 5, 10 at 7:40am

      ** disgruntled and dont feel like trashing shit. As for the crime rate I also attribute this to weed. People get less p*ssed off. (As for the weed I know America is a little behind the times but we're working on it). I guess I dont understand the part where everyone hates Americans I've been to a few countries and been welcomed with nothing but open arms. Besides America is the first to help any country that has had some natural disaster so I guess we cant be all that bad.

  • 32 49
    Submitted by MountainGirl94 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:16am

    The USA is an awesome country, this is coming from a Canuck here. I think you need to calm down though with all this hating, though. We have a wonderful education system that teaches about the world outside of our own country. And I don't mind the taxes...it means I have the right to see a doctor when I need to and make sure other people have the same rights I do. And for free.\nBut seriously, America...Who lit your tampon?

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:36am

    I'm from the U.S. and I envy Canadians. they don't have to experience mentally-challenged presidents and friends and family going of to war to be killed.

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Scarecrow13 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:55pm

    Canada is so nice that Crosby plays in Pittsburg full time.

    • 35 42
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 5:08pm

      Yeah...no Americans play for Canadian teams. \n\nWait....I don't think that's right...

    • 35 40
      Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 5:51pm

      Until a player is a free agent he does not have control over the team in which he plays for. Please educate yourself on the base rules behind the NHL before you comment. Oh uh... but if that's the logic you're going to use two team USA players play for Canadian teams: the Vancouver Canucks and the Toronto Maple Leafs. I think I'll claim the gold AND the silver on your argument. Aw snap, another bronze for the Americans.

      • 35 51
        Submitted by Eric7452 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:09pm

        OK, let's not get out of hand calling the Leafs a hockey team here.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by csmitth on Mar 10, 10 at 4:47am

    Fuck ya am I from Canada. Got my beer, got my weed and I already have healthcare and some gold medels, don't care about college yet still years ahead. Right, don't need to worry about any shootings going down, maybe a Timmies run would be nice? Oh the joy of living in Canada.

  • 28 42
    Submitted by _________brooke on Mar 1, 10 at 11:05pm

    Do Canadian players living in the states really have a choice if they're drafted to an American team? No?

  • 32 50
    Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 7:23pm

    thank fucking God for that fact!!!

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Fedora94 on Mar 1, 10 at 6:18pm

    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but this was just a joke. I'm sure people in Canada make jokes about Americans just as much as people in America make fun of Canadians. Both countries have good points and both countries have bad points. No country is perfect and until you reach that state of perfection, don't go telling people how to run their own country. \n\nAlso, America has won more wars or helped to win more wars than just the Civil War. I'm just pointing that out, not trying to attack

    • 52 58
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:32pm

      Not wars you started. You funded the nazis until the japanese attacked you, then you grabbed a few germans and rode their research to the nuclear bomb. Vietnam was an embarrassing defeat, The first gulf war didn't go too well for you, this one isn't going much better, korean war wasn't started by the US, they just backed the stronger country, same thing with the soviet war, bay of pigs invasion...A track record to be proud of.

      • 40 51
        Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 6:49am

        We were neutral in both world wars until provoked (use that term loosely when talking about WWI) and we funded both sides. Yes, we used Germans for missiles and jets, but they were assholes so they had it coming. Vietnam was started by the French... know your history. And we didn't just 'happen' to back the stonger Korean side, it was based upon our policy of containment (also for Vietnam). There really wasn't any open hostilities with the Soviets, they did collapse because

        • 33 43
          Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 7:06am

          Oh, and by the way, say what you want about the current gulf war, but you guys are still there, right? So, define win now: Winning a medal, or being the country that can get you to join a war you have nothing to do with and don't care for and get your fellow citizens killed?

          • 40 48
            Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:31am

            Your country seems to be doing a pretty good job of killing our soldiers after we go try and be good neighbors. Though our military has stayed out of Iraq and stuck with Afghanistan, the country that actually should have been invaded. By the way, still didn't disprove anything, you still haven't won a war you started save for the civil war.

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:27pm

    Canada steals Americas pop culture

    • 44 65
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:21pm

      America doesn't have their own culture.

  • 39 65
    Submitted by tiff1885 on Mar 1, 10 at 6:45pm

    OMG Im loving the comments on this! I have some comebacks but it would take up too much time and give me a headache bad enough to go see a doctor that I would have to pay for.

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 3:20pm

    You beat us in hockey. Congratulations. Take ANY other sport in the world, and we wouldn't need OT to beat you at our own game.

    • 39 46
      Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 3:26pm

      But we did take any other sport in the world and beat you at it. That's why we have more gold medals than you.

      • 39 51
        Submitted by bsitz on Mar 1, 10 at 4:21pm

        And we have more overall medals then you....something we havent done in like 50-70 years. When one of your olympians gets 6 golds in one olympics....come holla

        • 36 49
          Submitted by bsitz on Mar 1, 10 at 4:22pm

          Sorry, havent won the overall medal count in a long time....who knows when the last time we beat you guys.

          • 35 37
            Submitted by Greggles on Mar 1, 10 at 4:49pm

            US also has ten times the amount of people than Canada and a hell of a lot more funding for their Olympic team so by that logic, shouldn't the US have ten times the amount of medals?

        • 30 40
          Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:46pm

          More silvers. Congrats. You're the first loser. And more bronze. Congrats again, you're the losers to the first losers.

        • 42 59
          Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 5:06pm

          No no, I don't believe that was the request that was made. The request was, and I quote, "Take ANY other sport in the world, and we wouldn't need OT to beat you at our own game". Now, counting gold medals (ie. the BEST of the best) we did, in fact, beat you. Quite severely, actually.

  • 34 56
    Submitted by grapemist on Mar 2, 10 at 5:23pm

    Oh ya, we beat the USA at gold AND we still get to wake up here too. Lifes good when we win at everything. How many gold medals did the USA get again, I forgot because they weren't #1

  • 30 48
    Submitted by mcsorley on Mar 1, 10 at 10:35pm

    Canada...USAs attic. We know it's up there, we just don't really give a shit

    • 37 45
      Submitted by Jazz on Mar 1, 10 at 11:53pm

      Well clearly you care when we beat you in hockey :)

    • 35 52
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:37pm

      You should take a look sometime, the nicest stuff is found in attics.

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Fedora94 on Mar 1, 10 at 6:23pm

    My friend would like to add, "The game was good on both parts. I admit I was upset when the U.S. lost and was mad I'm not afraid to admit it. But it's just another game. Both teams did do well. Canada can't say much because they would be upset if we won. Besides. next week no one will care about medals."

    • 33 63
      Submitted by Eric7452 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:06pm

      Oh trust me. We'll still care.

  • 38 64
    Submitted by krystan on Mar 1, 10 at 5:54pm

    Ok. So usually I just come on this site for a laugh, but I had to create an account so that I could comment on this thread. I honestly don't believe in stereotyping, but how can Americans be so ignorant? The things I have read in this thread are hilarious. Do the math, your country has how many times our population? So, wouldn't it make sense that you would have a higher total amount of medals? However, when we have a higher percentage of GOLD medals than you, what does that tell you?

    • 36 59
      Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 6:45am

      Ahem, short answer: no. Higher population does not mean that we have more people competing in the Olympics. Its not like Each country sends over a certain percentage of its population. Also, it takes a lot of funding to go to the Olympics, so it would be financially irresponsible to just send every person we had that knew how to ski, for example.

      • 72 57
        Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:26am

        Athletes get sponsored by companies to go. The government doesn't pay for it. Care to try again?

      • 52 48
        Submitted by Hellloo on Mar 3, 10 at 10:24pm

        ...but you did have more people competing. and chances are: if you have a higher population, you'll have more athletes, sort of correlates, get it?

  • 38 65
    Submitted by haley1234 on Mar 1, 10 at 6:15pm

    you don't know fuck all about a country until you've lived there. so americans and canadians should shut the fuck up and stop trying to explain why one country is better then another. maybe canada is better, but to actually prove that, you'd need to live like an american for a fucking day. wow.

  • 37 63
    Submitted by 69_Charger on Mar 1, 10 at 3:21pm

    People please were both intertwined too much for all this I mean you can't even describe canadas location with out mentioning America....

  • 32 54
    Submitted by barneystinson69 on Jul 7, 10 at 5:20am

    Free Healthcare\n Canadian beer > American beer\n Grade 12 in Canada = First year university in the USA\n You guys had Bush.\n You guys re-elected Bush, no seriously, wtf was that?\n We don't marry our cousins/siblings.. just saying.\n Everyone hates you, everyone. And not in a popular kids kind of way.\n Look at your economy.\n\nCanada wins.

  • 26 43
    Submitted by 403 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:51pm

    The best thing about being Canadian is...at least our government doesn't blow up our own buildings and then blame it on another country.

  • 45 81
    Submitted by borderpatrol on Mar 1, 10 at 2:31pm

    The only reason America has a high crime rate is California and Miami

    • 46 46
      Submitted by thatonechick on Mar 1, 10 at 4:23pm

      actually its because of Las Vegas, Miami, and New York City... all still better than Canada...

  • 27 46
    Submitted by Hoser on Mar 1, 10 at 8:53pm

    What does this text even mean? When americans go to sleep do they not wake up in in the US? Or was the OP in Canada and sad to be leaving our wicked fucking country?

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:49pm

    Let the Canadians gloat over one game. Haha, it'll be a LONG time before they have anything else to brag about.

    • 30 31
      Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 5:54pm

      What does the US have to brag about? An army? Survivor marathons on NBC? Being hated by the rest of the world and consistently being the butt of next to every joke? Having to hide their nationality while assuming the nationality of the country they constantly poke fun at just so they're not treated like garbage when they travel? Superbowl Sunday? What?

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:49pm

    @2:46 True that, my Canadian brother or sister!

  • 34 61
    Submitted by obrien479 on Mar 1, 10 at 9:28pm

    pretty sure this site is supposed to be about jokes and not being serious.....

  • 34 61
    Submitted by alexfrometown on Mar 1, 10 at 9:21pm

    God damn this site is anti Canadian you loss one sport that uyou don't care about and all of a sudden it's rag on Canada time.

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:44pm

    Go fuck yourself

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Rocky_K on Mar 1, 10 at 5:16pm

    USA USA! USA USA!

    • 26 40
      Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 6:59am

      America! Fuck Yeah! Comin' again to save the mother fuckin' day yeah!

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:53pm

    Go fuck yourself

  • 23 41
    Submitted by Ms423 on Mar 3, 10 at 12:48am

    904!!

  • 36 68
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 1, 10 at 2:56pm

    Okay shut up, nobody even cares about hockey. Stop being posers and acting like you actually give a shit.

    • 33 46
      Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 7:31pm

      uhm, were Canadians Hockey matters in Canada, that's why we won

  • 30 59
    Submitted by not_texan on Mar 1, 10 at 8:48pm

    The only people anybody can stereotype are texans. It's because they're all fat and retarded and love to roll with the mexicans.

    • 39 34
      Submitted by iamsosotired on Mar 4, 10 at 6:31am

      Wow seriously? Have you ever been to Texas???

  • 37 76
    Submitted by bsitz on Mar 1, 10 at 3:06pm

    Just because you have a national health care system doesn't make it better. Answer me this my Canadian friends...why do so many of you leave Canada to seek health care in America? Oh thats right....you have to wait 15 years to get to the top of donor lists even if you have 2 years to live. Yeah....your system rocks! Oh and ive been to Canada...dont you guys tax the hell out of everything to pay for that Healthcare system? My dinner bill was half taxes!

    • 40 39
      Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 3:19pm

      As a Canadian whose aunt recently underwent transplant surgery after nine months on a waiting list I would have to say your above statement is a gross exaggeration. Oh and no, your dinner bill would not be half taxes. We don't tax food in Canada only alcohol. Please, if you're going to make statements at least make REAL statements instead of uselessly lying.

      • 32 52
        Submitted by bsitz on Mar 1, 10 at 4:03pm

        Really?!? The United States did over 25k organ transplants last year. Canada, did 1800. Something aint right. And btw my dinner bill for two was close to two hundred dollars for TGI Fridays; couldnt have all been LQ...

        • 51 36
          Submitted by Greggles on Mar 1, 10 at 4:40pm

          The something that "ain't right" is your basic understanding of population. The US has ten times the population of Canada so it would make sense that the US does way more organ transplants.

        • 42 41
          Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 5:00pm

          In addition to Greggles' comment you may want to also consider the basic health of the citizens. That being a lessened necessity for Canadians to receive transplants vs. the increasingly poor health of the American population.

        • 33 54
          Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 5:01pm

          Oh and yes, "really". Being that it is a family member I am very close to I can surely account for the timeline and validity of her procedure, thank you very much.

        • 62 48
          Submitted by brittneyoh on Mar 1, 10 at 6:33pm

          haha, maybe because our population is ridiculously lower than yours, moron.

        • 43 52
          Submitted by Eric7452 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:04pm

          If you spent two hundred dollars at a restaurant up here, you either spent at least half of it on liquor or you ordered four appetizers each.

        • 28 38
          Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 7:42pm

          you have 10x the people as us so that's one thing and Canadians are healthier because we can see the sky where we live, the pollution isn't blocking the view

          • 31 68
            Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 6:33am

            yeah, ever hear of the Midwest? Going to school in Iowa I took way too much shit about living out in the middle of nowhere to be stereotyped by a Canadian about being overcrowded! I mean, even Americans make fun of us out here and its not because 'the pollution... block[s] the view" but because corn does. Only along the coast is the the population highly condensed. Chicago too I guess, gotta represent.

        • 44 34
          Submitted by 69IamCANADIAN69 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:22pm

          haha a fucking fat, ignorant american like yourself would spend 200 dollars at a restaurant like TGI fridays...and not make the obvious connection that more people equals more organ transplants. Get your head out of your ass!!

    • 39 58
      Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Mar 1, 10 at 7:33pm

      at least we can get a transplant if we don't have insurance, there they will just let you die without even trying to save you if you have no insurance or money to pay, i will take my chance over no chance at all

  • 25 55
    Submitted by kjs on Mar 1, 10 at 3:42pm

    americas only good at every sport because they have money. and they like baseball haha wtf is that

    • 53 44
      Submitted by moochers on Mar 1, 10 at 4:31pm

      we dont really like it... we just put up with it

      • 35 42
        Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 5:07pm

        Then why is it your "national pastime" if no one likes it?

        • 23 35
          Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 6:56am

          theres no official national pastime. its something that people that like baseball say to make them not seems like such idiots for liking such a boring game. we're on your side with that one.

  • 20 47
    Submitted by iamsosotired on Mar 4, 10 at 6:16am

    1. I am American and I live in TX. To the people who keep saying that Texans sleep with their cousins..wrong! I have never met anyone here who was incest.\n2. I love Canada!\n3. I have AMAZING healthcare (I know not everyone is as lucky as me) and I have lots of heart problems so it's not just like I have a yearly exam. I have had surgery etc.\n4. I get my college paid for.\n5. Yes we Americans tend to be competitive and sometimes we are jerks about it, but I don't think the text was meant

    • 27 23
      Submitted by iamsosotired on Mar 4, 10 at 6:38am

      to be offensive (for some reason that part isn't showing up)

  • 44 95
    Submitted by xoxolalala on Mar 1, 10 at 2:43pm

    Oh Canada, go back to being America's hat.

    • 37 50
      Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 3:13pm

      So long as the US continues to fulfill its duties as Canada's diaper.

      • 38 41
        Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:17pm

        I wish I could give the thumbs up to WUT's reply. This will have to do.

        • 39 59
          Submitted by Herschel on Mar 1, 10 at 5:09pm

          You can, actually - switch to sorting by date, find his post, and vote on it. You have to refresh the page to get back to properly nested replies though.

          • 32 43
            Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 5:43pm

            Hers* :)

      • 30 52
        Submitted by jaylovesdrinking on Mar 2, 10 at 1:03am

        AMAZING :)

      • 27 43
        Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 6:26am

        hey, if you guys can admit to incontinence then we're glad to help ya save face for the rest of the world. It'll just be our little secret ;)

        • 23 34
          Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:52pm

          As long as you recognize that you're full of shit, then I think we can call this a deal made.

  • 33 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:20am

    Where are the Twin Towers?! Ops, sorry

    • 41 41
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:41am

      Tasteless.

  • 22 52
    Submitted by rennaisanceman on Mar 1, 10 at 6:44pm

    Haahahahahahahahahaha this is so true

  • Submitted by whoknows313 on Mar 1, 10 at 2:25pm

    hahaha thats funny it would suck to wake up in canada

    • 20 34
      Submitted by a_non_moose on Mar 1, 10 at 3:09pm

      it really doesnt, just to clear that up. i love canada.

    • 29 32
      Submitted by chloe08 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:42pm

      yeah it totally sucks to wake up in a place where you can buy booze at 18 years of age

      • 33 30
        Submitted by Herschel on Mar 1, 10 at 5:08pm

        Damn you, Albertans! It's 19 here :(

        • 30 34
          Submitted by chloe08 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:31am

          hahaha at least it's better than 21

  • 31 78
    Submitted by fmlfmlfml34 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:39pm

    Lol I feel bad for Canada that the best thing they've accomplished in it's existence is a hockey gold medal. NOBODY EVEN LIKES HOCKEY!!!!

    • 32 50
      Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:44pm

      I like how the only war America started that it also won, was the Civil war. They can only win when they are fighting themselves. Canada on the other hand, has never lost a war. Remember when we defeated America? That was sweet.

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      Submitted by rom9880 on Mar 1, 10 at 4:52pm

      are you on crack?

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      Submitted by WUT on Mar 1, 10 at 5:09pm

      ...except the hundreds of thousands who play it, the thousands who fund it and the millions who watch it. Yeah. No one.

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      Submitted by Eric7452 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:11pm

      Pretty sure there's more people playing hockey around the world than there are football.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:30pm

    Canada: barely a step up from the world's shit stain, France.

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      Submitted by JamesGray on Mar 1, 10 at 2:35pm

      Does that make the USA day-old period blood or something? Damn near all sources agree that both France and Canada are better places to live than the United States, you may want to rethink things a bit.

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      Submitted by a_non_moose on Mar 1, 10 at 3:12pm

      ass hole. at least canada and france have to common sense to have free health care. which i'm thinking you need for that brain injury.

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      Submitted by procrastinating on Mar 1, 10 at 3:31pm

      Why do you randomly hate France?

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        Submitted by Greggles on Mar 1, 10 at 4:35pm

        Because they were the only country on the UN Security Council to veto the American led invasion of Iraq.

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          Submitted by Herschel on Mar 1, 10 at 5:06pm

          Funny story - Russia, China, and France all vetoed it. Of course, nobody with any common sense gives a shit about the UN, but it wasn't just France.

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          Submitted by Eric7452 on Mar 1, 10 at 6:58pm

          Right, because that turned out to be such a great fucking idea

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      Submitted by pyrefly on Mar 1, 10 at 6:35pm

      Don't forget who burned down your white house.

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        Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 6:15am

        The British? You know, they may have done that but at least they had balls about it! Canada may have had balls when it was still backed by England but once it became sovereign it became a pussy. Still, being a commonwealth, you still have to recognize the queen (while having no real authority). Though it is mainly symbolic, America refuses to kowtow to anyone else- We may be proud and arrogant at times, but let me tell ya something: We're real fuckin cocky cause we're real fuckin good!

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          Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 6:16am

          You see? even those who aren't completely ignorant still hate Canada

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            Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:56pm

            Yeah, we don't forget where we come from. We have the queen over once in a while for a visit, then go back to keep America afloat with our natural resources. You remember what natural resources are, right? those things you squandered years ago? You're not cocky because you're good, you're cocky because you don't know any better.

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              Submitted by gggggggggg on Mar 2, 10 at 5:26pm

              yeah, we may take some of Canada's natural resources, but without America (you know, that country you borrow your entire culture from?) you guys would have no economy.

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              Submitted by Gimp360 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:02pm

              "without America (you know, that country you borrow your entire culture from?) you guys would have no economy."\n\nAmerica has a culture now? When did that happen? We have a multicultural society. Meaning we don't just accept one culture, like our ignorant neighbors to the south. Our culture is much more rich, our people are nicer, in better shape, and our country is much more beautiful than the states. Oh, and when America outsources its jobs to other countries including canada it ma