I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Your cock deserves a montage
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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