Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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