I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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