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  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 5:35pm

    I'm making chicken nuggets in a toaster oven.

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:24pm

    just say you don't have a sewing machine. He didn't say "I want you to do x to my cock." he should be specific. =)

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:38pm

    she didn't even say ''like'' too much. it was only unnecessary ONCE. people, chill.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:44pm

    they only said like unecessarily once

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:14am

    Sounds like dude on dude to me

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:43pm

    shes only said like twice. wtf if wrong with you people.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:56pm

    wow... who fucking texts like that. Saying "like" a lot in speech in one thing... but jesus christ. What a dumb cunt.

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:48pm

    Like, can the OP like shut the fuck up!

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:24pm

    Emily? Is that you? Did you have to put it on this site?

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:24pm

    Emily? Is that you? Did you have to put it on this site?

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 10 at 11:03pm

    Haha reppin 978 :D

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:22pm

    And then? Did u take in all his meat or fixed his pants and played yahtzee?

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 4:15pm

    Then he like put it in my butt and like I said it hurt and like I'm a dumb Cynthia!

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:12pm

    Yooo that's my ara code and how my whole school says pants "drop trou"

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:27pm

    he he like really like say that? like oh m god! Like can you say like again?

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:51am

    "drops trou" hahaha FTW!

    • 30 42
      Submitted by MoFruity on Nov 25, 10 at 9:03pm

      sooo western mass. lol

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:47am

    Like really? Like OMG! Like totally! Like so amazing! Like then, wow like. Like seriously like, yeah, like.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 5:30pm

    Fail. To much "like" to much failure.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:47pm

    Like Like like Like k. Mmm i'm a whore and have guys who wanna fuck me in my room like omg like I couldn't beleive it like.

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:59pm

    were you 2 guys alone at the time?

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:05am

    5:30 it's *too... talk about fail.

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:08pm

    OP's a guy. The rest of the txt is, "...so I sucked his dick and popped 2 fingers in his butt FTW!!"

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:06pm

    Like omgzzz really like? STFU.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 7:47pm

    And then like I like had like my 11th birthday and like we like played pin the tail on the donkey... like.