I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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