and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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