Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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