Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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