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  Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.

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• Fucking New Mexico...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:02am

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• Xanax makes everything better.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:03am

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• Better be careful, getting engaged and breaking up on Xanax is a gateway solution. Soon you'll be getting married and breaking up on Xanax, which means you'd have to lose half if your shit every few years.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:25pm

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• i love zanny bars .. SO MUCH

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:43am

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• 505 isn't all of New Mexico these days. You Albuquerque SOBs can't pawn your retardedness off on the rest of us anymore.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:02am

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• I have to go to Albuquerque next week =(

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:27pm

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• HAHAH I LOVE THISSSSSSSSSSSS!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:49am

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• Yeah sure. Dump a xanax then wait half an hour. You'll wake up 10 hours later wondering wtf just happened.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:56am

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• i dont know what this means...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:23am

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• Wtf does this even mean? Professional fiancée like SJP in Failure to Launch or that no one will actually pull the trigger? I'm confused. And I don't like it, this isn't even worth it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:41am

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• poor bastard, im sorry. if you are a guy or girl either

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:11am

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• op - you are a crazy person. taking crazy pills!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:45pm

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• Fiancee = female. Fiance = male. Let me guess: they propose so you'll let them put it in your butt, then realize you're not the girl they want to spend the rest of their lives with.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:34am

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• Haha..this is so sad...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:39am

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• lol. Xanax, FTW! xanax induced, though?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:03pm

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• xanax...fuckyes. i have no words but those.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:00am

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• hahaha... loser, die alone

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:14am

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• lol is this taras post?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:48pm

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• so xanex makes women feel and act like a man.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:27am

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• @2:14 -- Indeed, I hope with all my soul that she suffers this fate. Bitch.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:25am

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• God, I miss Xanax so much. Feelings are for poor people!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:33am

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• next time, take 25 pills at once! that will solve everything...whore!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:22pm

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• Xanax is makes you less anxious not makes you totally emotionless and a dick. Wrong.

  Submitted by xandrasm on Dec 28, 10 at 4:01am

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