I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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