I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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