U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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