Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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