I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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