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  • 70 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:16am

    ACTUALLY its from a movie called EXTREME MOVIE you cauch, my best friend sent this to me, and i nearly died laughing. ohhhhhh big w, you're my ultimate hero. :)

  • 67 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:56am

    First off, its not "junk," its your dick or penis. Second off if you have any balls, then shave the area and enjoy. It sure feels a lot better, especially in the summer. Plus the ladies like it and gives you a good reason to ask them to shave themselves... or you can do it for them!

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:02am

    i find that rather hilarious... you, sir, are a visionary. even though you did steal that from a movie

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:17pm

    you absolutely should...!

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:57pm

    you really need to ask? obvi.

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:11am

    Fuck yeah you should. So having penis envy.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:43pm

    Haha this is hilarious! I hope he actually does it, because I'd like to see it.

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:12pm

    10:56 shut the fuck up. 1:19, he wasn't a Republican in the modern sense (conservative, right-wing, whatever), but he was indeed a Republican, in fact the first Republican president, so I'd say the statement is valid.

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:02am

    YES-he was the only good republican

  • 44 41
    Submitted by daisy102 on Jun 15, 10 at 12:15am

    Yes.

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:31pm

    I didn't say you couldn't I said you shouldn't

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 5:37pm

    10:56...way to attempt to give sage advice on TFLN...wow.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:52am

    "Lincoln was shot in the head. don't jinx urself"

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:11am

    Did anyone even see that movie? You should do it anyway.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:01pm

    dude. HELL yes. i wish i had thought of that.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:24pm

    OMG! i'm in love already. please do, that's fucking awesome hahaha

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:53am

    FUCK YES! I'm a girl and I whole-heartedly approve of this. Plus that'd be so damn sexy. ;]

  • 43 53
    Submitted by colan08 on Jan 9, 11 at 1:45pm

    Watch "Waiting..." and you'll know how to perfect it.

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:53pm

    This would be way funnier if it was from the 217.

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:12am

    I think you should, then have your boyfriend build a "log cabin" (of shit) to house your Abe Lincoln. ...ahhh wouldn't it be nice?

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:04pm

    1:19, if you knew anything about American History you would know that the democratic and Republican Parties have gone through a few role reversals as far as which party is liberal and which is conservative/

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:29pm

    If you died in a fire your hair would burn of before your face melted off dipshit. Dental records for the positive ID. And it is referred to a "junk" not "penis and balls". It's your junk

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:34am

    ha that just made me giggle a little... good one...

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:22pm

    I'll give you a role reversal ;)

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:42pm

    I DO THAT TOOO except i always use my initials so they can identify me if I die in a fire and my face melt off.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:17pm

    Um... I think if you wanna do this right, you gotta go all out. the beard, dude. the beard.

  • 19 30
    Submitted by daviiidmac19 on Oct 27, 11 at 11:13am

    No way, Abe Lincoln was 6' 6". Do a creepy weird haircut and name em' wee man.

  • 46 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:39am

    A woman could also do this, and name it "Babe-raham Lincoln".