why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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