awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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