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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:22am

    The Jobbie Nooner is the single greatest event to ever happen, I say this and I live in CT. I say this was a good night. Any night spent at the Jobbie Nooner is considered a good one!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:15pm

    oh dear...if only i could say i've never had a night like that...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:21pm

    Jobbie Nooner is Michigan's Version of Mardi Gras, Except its on boats and in the middle of a Lake. Clearly only the classiest ladies are allowed to attend.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:16pm

    obviously none of you guys have been to Jobbie. It isnt all hillbillys because they are too broke to afford boats assholes. Jobbie Nooner is the parties of all parties on the water.

  • 88 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:40pm

    Jobby Nooner is a walking STD factory. Sick.

  • 94 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:59pm

    Pretty fucking typical of west side skankdom. Sounds like you were the "some random" hoe ass.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:12am

    jobbie nooner is amazing fun. start drinking by 7:30am. flash a few guys and get some free booze. pass out around 2. wake up and drink until the police break it up around 8!!!! 5000+ boaters all together for the single purpose of getting shitfaced and having a great time

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:13pm

    Jobbie Nooner is like transplanting every Jersey Shore assclown to Michigan and trading their guido cars for boats. Nothing but on-water explosions, crashes, fist fights between drunk urbanized hillbillies, etc.

  • 83 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:40pm

    Don't be so hard on yourself, you weren't useless. You were a trashy naked ice cube target.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:32pm

    The name "Jobbie Nooner" alone sounds like I just caught Gonnorea in my ears. Who the fuck would attend something like that?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:20pm

    2.53- no one deserves to be raped you fuck nugget.

  • 84 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:24am

    @1:12 5000+ drunkards all together for the single purpose of getting fucked and having a skanking good time. Oh yeah, sounds like a great time... Get some dignity you animals.

  • 78 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:16pm

    i went and it was amazing all i had to do was buy a bottle of vodka for 10 bucks get hammered make out with random people a few motorboats. best party i've ever been too.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:53pm

    These are the same useless cunts that end up in situations like this and then go all emotional and playing the victim when they realise they were used as a cum dumpster while they were naked and sprawled on the floor. then they are all like "why me!?!?!"

  • 77 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:39am

    This is the best party to attend in all Michigan's summer; if your hating on it it's probably because your a trashy person who cant afford to get a boat to go to the party.

  • 78 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:46pm

    HAHA you got raped and don't remember.

  • 81 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:24pm

    You guys must get layed a lot. Not!