whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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