Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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