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  • Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 12, 12 at 5:23pm

    4 times today? Watch out guys, we got a badass over here...

  • Submitted by porksword on Nov 12, 12 at 4:10pm

    Hurtin from squirtin?

  • Submitted by harrypotter36 on Nov 12, 12 at 8:10pm

    You've cum or you came. "I've came" makes me laugh derisively

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    Submitted by lol_wat on Nov 12, 12 at 4:02pm

    That's what astroglide is made for, well that and old ladies and lonely men...

  • 76 57
    Submitted by hitlerection on Nov 12, 12 at 4:52pm

    SHOOTING _________s

  • 71 50
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 12, 12 at 6:00pm

    cum*

  • 71 50
    Submitted by Micholder on Nov 12, 12 at 5:46pm

    Friction-Burn sucks ass...just sayin'

  • 65 43
    Submitted by Pronfairy on Nov 12, 12 at 11:34pm

    I remember my first beer.

  • 65 51
    Submitted by undrcvrmlkman on Nov 13, 12 at 8:29am

    Dry as a popcorn fart

    • 50 34
      Submitted by EriYoshida on Dec 6, 12 at 4:42am

      What's a popcorn fart?

  • 67 58
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Nov 12, 12 at 7:15pm

    Sometimes a man's gotta take care of business.

  • 51 32
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 18, 12 at 8:04pm

    That's what Astroglide is for sweetie. Don't let running low on fluids stop you from having a good time!

  • 48 31
    Submitted by Key_umm on Nov 19, 12 at 12:08am

    If OP is a girl...this is sad

  • 55 45
    Submitted by NikkiNik on Nov 14, 12 at 3:12pm

    4? You can't bitch 'till at least 5