I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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