You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 84 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:03pm

    i got wood reading that

  • 72 49
    Submitted by kaceycake on Aug 3, 10 at 8:50pm

    Hahahaha

  • 60 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:23pm

    4:51 I don't think the problem is so much getting a boner that fast as much as it's awkwardly yelling "Boner!" in the middle of it. I don't think that needs to be announced.

  • 73 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:27pm

    no need to get your tighties in a twist, boys... the point is he yelled, "BONER" defensive much? hahah hmmmm

  • 57 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 6, 10 at 1:09am

    Jizz in my pants

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:37pm

    Yeah, I don't even think this is unusual. It's not like we can say "ok, penis. It's time to erect yourself." That would be ideal, but no that's not how it works.

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:31pm

    no good. However, still better than waiting for 45 minutes.

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:18pm

    What girls don't know about dicks is just astonishing....(waiting for the guys don't know about pussies banter)

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:08pm

    It's one thing for it to happen- it's another to shout it. I'm not into 12-year-olds.

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:58pm

    lol my ex used to get a boner from just having me sitting in the car next to him ... not too nice:P

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:23pm

    you don't have to touch it for it to get hard...so don't be surprised if you just tapped it and it woke up...it's not hibernating or anything girls

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:51pm

    Whats wrong with getting a boner quickly,,,as long as it doesnt go off?

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:19pm

    He was talking about you, and the mistake you just made.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:09pm

    actually I just squirted

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:20pm

    haha that sounds like a great idea. shut up bitches.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:50pm

    checkout ijustwanttotellyou.c0m

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:23pm

    its ok to have a boner that quickly, ive actually nutted the instant i was touched before. its fine though cause it was with my gf and we just kinda laughed it off

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Ryan561 on Aug 1, 10 at 1:03am

    Lmao

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:00pm

    this is so funny to me.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:40pm

    what you dont understand is that if a guy knows hes about to have sex or get head or the girls gonna touch him. He starts thinking about it. and if a guy is horny enough just thoughts will get him excited i bet if a girl randomly walks up to a guy and grabs his dick out of no where its gonna take him a sec to get hard. It's mainly the thought process in a guys head knowing hes about to get some. Sorry were not 65 year old men who you have to slob D on for 15 minutes for us to get halfway hard.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:36pm

    5:23, that is so sad, I had to have a cry. Maybe your GF and I should have a chat about our feelings.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:30am

    Maybe he was just thinking of Boner from Growing Pains.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:39pm

    3:21 -- haha yes, exactly!! But in RL? Not cute...

  • 61 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:54pm

    just the fact that he yelled BONER was why i thought it was so funny

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:19pm

    I guess he has an easy button

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 2:11am

    that's not an "early" erection... girls don't understand dicks at all.. but it's ok because it doesn't matter. It's all good on the guy's part anyway. but if a guy has to spell the abc's to eat you out you're texting your friends and talking shit behind his back. /bitter.

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:35pm

    6:40-silk boxers dont help it either as i found out last night...

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:29am

    i get a boner before anybody's naked lol, geez but why would he exclaim "BONER!" just cause he was one lol?

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:43pm

    hahaha i'd laugh if my guy did that

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:57am

    hahaha..there's nothing wrong with early erections..as long as it stays :) I would laugh if my boyfriend yelled "BONER!"..hahaha