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  • Submitted by anonny on Jul 24, 10 at 2:47pm

    And thats why I date a distance runner.

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      Submitted by gujuguy on Jul 24, 10 at 3:37pm

      guess he goes the distance on and off the field ;)

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    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 24, 10 at 7:14pm

    How are Pretzels and the non word firsty funny wait they arnt

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    Submitted by arodyankee10 on Jul 24, 10 at 8:28pm

    sorry girl but try to get my number. I can go however long you want. I'm a soccer player.

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    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 24, 10 at 5:57pm

    Yeah a long distance runner (or swimmer?) would likely be able to last for hours, yet look like a holocaust survivor while a sprinter likely looks like a Greek god. So it's your call.

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    Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 24, 10 at 7:10pm

    Agian firsty still not a word

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    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 24, 10 at 3:07pm

    Firsty, finally out of hiding. You were missed. The haters missed you most of all. They are happy now.

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    Submitted by An0n on Jul 26, 10 at 11:25am

    All athletes are pussies. Playing games to entertain children? Neat.

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    Submitted by owthatsmarts on Jul 24, 10 at 3:35pm

    Get yourself a marathon runner Hun, they can go for 5 hours straight. No pain, no gain.

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    Submitted by rustybucket on Jul 24, 10 at 3:10pm

    Hey, I'm a slow poke

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    Submitted by firstyrocks94 on Jul 24, 10 at 7:24pm

    thats lame...dont share pretzels with him

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    Submitted by dbsmith on Jul 24, 10 at 6:10pm

    He's actually right. There is a documented relation between slow-twitch and fast-twitch muscles, reaction time, and what we refer to as premature ejaculation. Evolutionarily the one who climaxed the fastest would be most likely to impregnate a woman.

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      Submitted by dbsmith on Jul 24, 10 at 6:14pm

      It still doesn't excuse his inability to hold off, though. A skill every man must learn.

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 24, 10 at 2:35pm

    These pretzels are making me Firsty. Also what a lame excuse.

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    Submitted by rendlesham on Jul 25, 10 at 1:46am

    Fake

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 2:26pm

    Yeah but still it's not a word. Or funny.

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    Submitted by dpeacock37 on Jan 5, 12 at 2:01am

    Just the sprinters. Look for 5k plus and high jumpers

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    Submitted by Terminal_Lance on Jul 25, 10 at 2:14am

    I don't see how cardiovascular strenght be it sprint or long distance abilities would have anything to do with the mental blocks and skill required to not blow your load too soon. You are all retarted.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 10 at 2:56pm

    I refer to them as track stars cuz that's the only thing they're good at lol

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 7:33pm

    @viper dammit you still are the biggest munch for being jealous of a word cause you couldn't make up one and have people say how cool you are, and you still can't spell. On line on a Saturday night? Loser.

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    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 24, 10 at 10:11pm

    That's Quacktastic!

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 24, 10 at 2:48pm

    Maddd respect for you firsty. You are a comic genius. Many hate you. It's silly. I just laugh.

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    Submitted by shitshows on Jun 6, 12 at 2:46am

    Lol arodyankee soccer players are the hugest pussies

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 24, 10 at 2:53pm

    what a douchbag..screws it up for good manwhores like myself