we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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