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I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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