and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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