i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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