What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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