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  • Submitted by cevtine on Jun 9, 10 at 3:19pm

    AKA masterboating

  • Submitted by crackajake on Jun 9, 10 at 4:33pm

    I'm on a boat motherfucker don't you ever forget

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    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jun 9, 10 at 3:37pm

    Fucking on a boat is more fun

  • 80 70
    Submitted by afineguy on Jun 9, 10 at 5:17pm

    now just get some prostitutes and you're will ferrels wet dreams

  • 85 81
    Submitted by bldrmn on Jun 9, 10 at 11:14pm

    Watch out for "seamen"!!!

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    Submitted by brocky on Jun 9, 10 at 6:14pm

    Okay, seriously my birthday is tomorrow and the weather just broke enough to take the speedboat out. Sign from God?

  • 83 88
    Submitted by jbubbya on Jun 9, 10 at 8:32pm

    I got my flippy-floppies.

  • 71 64
    Submitted by jasboo on Jun 9, 10 at 5:55pm

    YOUR birthday and you're stuck pleasing yourself...bummer for you.

  • 84 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 3:03pm

    Yes!

  • 77 81
    Submitted by lemonjuice on Jun 9, 10 at 3:24pm

    Insert on a boat quotes here:

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    Submitted by TangoSuckaa on Jun 10, 10 at 2:09pm

    Don't forget your nautical themed pashminha afghan

  • 78 86
    Submitted by zwuang on Jun 9, 10 at 4:24pm

    Wow, looks like ur gonna get a canoe in about 9 momths

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 10 at 9:56pm

    It's my birthday too but I'm landlocked

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Mike_Litoris on Jun 9, 10 at 7:26pm

    I'm on a boat and\nIt's going fast and...

  • 72 85
    Submitted by Okie20 on Jun 9, 10 at 9:08pm

    3:19... Your a bad ass

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on Jun 10, 10 at 5:36am

    How sad. That might be one of the worst ways to spend a birthday I have ever heard of, and this is coming from a girl whose mom made her watch the video of her birth by c section every year until she turned 14.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 10, 10 at 9:48am

    Weeellllllcooome aboard, it's looooooove.

  • 59 66
    Submitted by kcs99 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:02am

    East Tawas??

  • 66 80
    Submitted by coplistic on Jun 9, 10 at 3:20pm

    Sounds like a good day unless you're the boat

  • 71 92
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Jun 9, 10 at 3:05pm

    I don't like this oneeee

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    Submitted by dodgycabbage on Jun 11, 10 at 2:24pm

    Boats and hoes

  • 67 87
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 10, 10 at 5:13am

    How about taking a hot girl on your boat and fucking her for your birthday? Be a man!

  • 59 85
    Submitted by chickster2390 on Jun 10, 10 at 10:46am

    Boats and hoes

  • 52 75
    Submitted by motoxdad on Jun 10, 10 at 7:10pm

    Goofy basturd.

  • 55 91
    Submitted by imtakingashit on Jun 10, 10 at 9:44am

    He must go to harvard

  • 43 82
    Submitted by scum_bag on Jun 10, 10 at 1:56am

    Yeah why are you masturbating on your birthday? Not even pity birthday sex?

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    Submitted by bananahammok on Jun 12, 10 at 6:16pm

    TangoSuckaa you are my hero.