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  • Submitted by porksword on Aug 14, 12 at 4:56pm

    Be happy you're not 88!

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    Submitted by unclestuffy on Aug 14, 12 at 7:50pm

    The proper boss move would be to swiftly wipe away the rest of the numbers. At least that way she would respect OP in the morning.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 14, 12 at 5:14pm

    Bring the full body condom.

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 14, 12 at 4:04pm

    Seventh? I wonder which day of the week she'll give you...

  • 69 57
    Submitted by souljehr on Aug 14, 12 at 3:38pm

    i would go and shower for the rest of the day after leaving her house...

  • 63 47
    Submitted by kalto21 on Aug 14, 12 at 4:59pm

    Don't put all your dates in one douchebag basket. And really, what does that say about guys 2-7? They don't give a fuck!

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    Submitted by rimmion on Aug 14, 12 at 7:54pm

    Now, just don't shart on the shag carpet.

  • 67 63
    Submitted by LowDownZ on Aug 14, 12 at 3:14pm

    What a whore

  • 67 64
    Submitted by BDVille on Aug 14, 12 at 3:02pm

    You've got the stamina kid, but you lack girth and length. That's why you're 7th.

  • 57 51
    Submitted by karazyboys on Aug 15, 12 at 10:50am

    Yeah it's obviously college, and it's not like he is planning on marriage. So hey wrap it up and get it in.

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Dahnhilla on Aug 16, 12 at 3:32pm

    Could have been house mate interviews.

  • 53 46
    Submitted by adapa4 on Aug 14, 12 at 9:13pm

    Run.

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Aug 14, 12 at 9:58pm

    You can't make a hoe a housewife. Man up and move on.

  • 55 59
    Submitted by jame152 on Aug 15, 12 at 12:24am

    Probably be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway... Best to move on, buddy

  • 57 64
    Submitted by somebody_020202 on Aug 14, 12 at 9:40pm

    You should haul ass to the clinic and get your shit tested!

  • 46 51
    Submitted by adrianE3C on Aug 15, 12 at 3:00pm

    sloppey sixth a condom alchol and fuck like a pornstar youll be at the top of the list

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Gunslingr19 on Aug 16, 12 at 4:03am

    Get checked.

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    Submitted by HippyChick on Aug 15, 12 at 9:31am

    Damn sounds like she got that fiya.. Wtf is wrong with you commenters grow a pair stop being vaginas