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  • 83 49
    Submitted by Ritard on Dec 23, 11 at 3:11pm

    Why? Is he 16 or something?

  • 64 38
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 23, 11 at 3:56pm

    Looked at the phone and saw you rang and I jizzed in my pants,

  • 48 39
    Submitted by WApple on Dec 23, 11 at 5:48pm

    include a sports reference, and he might propose

  • 47 40
    Submitted by omgwat on Dec 24, 11 at 1:53am

    @nunubeast two football stars and a 'reality' show.

  • 45 41
    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 23, 11 at 3:10pm

    Sounds pretty fucking nice to me

  • 45 43
    Submitted by sevenohtwo on Dec 23, 11 at 8:32pm

    "I just ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants."

  • 37 31
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 23, 11 at 8:33pm

    A little self-centered, aren't we?

  • 33 45
    Submitted by yoursforever on Dec 24, 11 at 7:01am

    @nunubeest haha! wow umm I have no words

    • 31 46
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 24, 11 at 7:31pm

      sshh no words are needed..just let it happen

  • 35 53
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 24, 11 at 12:30am

    I remember being 14 and cumming 10 seconds after sticking it in...ah memories..I wonder what Kim is doin now

  • 33 56
    Submitted by FDMedic47 on Dec 24, 11 at 8:45am

    I've never been able to get off that easy its always takes for fucking ever to finish which throws quikies out the window but I guess it's better than jizzing from a kiss from a make out sesh with a hot girl