That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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