When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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