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  • Submitted by GrizzlyCat on Jul 17, 10 at 11:16am

    And that's when you woke up?

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    Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 17, 10 at 11:46am

    Lemme guess; shes a wide load, and you need the space.

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    Submitted by 719ryan on Jul 17, 10 at 12:14pm

    And I jizzzzzzed in my pants

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 17, 10 at 4:51pm

    Awesome night :)

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    Submitted by anachronic on Jul 17, 10 at 2:06pm

    What's with the fucking pretzels

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    Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 12:53pm

    These pretzels are making me Firsty! Hey Firsty follower and other fans! When I can't get to a thread fast enough, I need you guys to help me out and keep the pretzel thing going! We are /all/ Firsty for some pretzels!

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    Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 17, 10 at 2:02pm

    She seems large and in charge..

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    Submitted by tacker96 on Jul 17, 10 at 3:32pm

    Lmao!

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    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:22pm

    In Soviet pretzel, the basement is only used for hardcore porn shoots and quenching thirst post pretzel gorging. Fifth.

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    Submitted by mallory120709 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:51am

    duuude, someone hacked my account! Wtffffff

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    Submitted by tcdunla13 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:34pm

    That's what you call classy

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    Submitted by mallory120709 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:50am

    damnn, that's hot.

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    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 6:20pm

    We will obey mighty Firsty. Some of the posts aren't worth reading but the comments are hilarious.

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    Submitted by Clockwork on Jul 17, 10 at 12:23pm

    A chick did that to me once! Too bad I only last three thrusts into it :)

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    Submitted by jondime23 on Jul 17, 10 at 4:46pm

    Haha only girls can do that

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    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 17, 10 at 11:13pm

    It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!

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    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 11:23am

    Take pretzels for sustenance...

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    Submitted by silverbullet30a on Jul 18, 10 at 11:54pm

    I bet that party was in kentucky huh?

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    Submitted by mkdens on Jul 17, 10 at 11:37am

    a while ago everyone hated firsty!! why does everyone love him now?!

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      Submitted by Randomguy08 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:10pm

      It could be the same person making different names!\n\n:: Cue dramatic music ::

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    Submitted by yungyacht on Jul 18, 10 at 3:11am

    Basement sex is good sex

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    Submitted by DevilDogUSMC on Jul 17, 10 at 2:02pm

    These pretzels are making me firsty! Firsty FTW!!!

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    Submitted by sp3ct3r727 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:56pm

    that happened to me once.\nthen her mom came down to do the laundry.

  • Submitted by Halcion on Jul 17, 10 at 11:29am

    Firsty must have a pretzel tribute! We must have Firsty! Bring the pretzels forth!

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    Submitted by sniperc15 on Jul 17, 10 at 11:25am

    X= I miss Firsty -puts up Lost posters-