the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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