Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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