every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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