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  • 96 71
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 30, 10 at 7:35pm

    Rule 434: If you can't text from the toilet anymore, God thinks you need less friends.

    • 45 61
      Submitted by Trollinn on Jul 31, 10 at 4:50am

      YOU ARE AWESOME

  • 72 53
    Submitted by mastetpeck on Jul 30, 10 at 7:05pm

    Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

  • 60 60
    Submitted by mastetpeck on Jul 30, 10 at 8:51pm

    But African swallows are non-migratory

  • 45 46
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 7:28am

    @anonymous stop missing me so much. I'll be back. Lmao and Oh yeah???

  • 57 73
    Submitted by RobotJoe on Jul 31, 10 at 4:44am

    Men do carry out most of our contact from the toilet

  • 47 54
    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 30, 10 at 8:28pm

    texting you in my own bathroom like a boss

  • 46 53
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 4:07am

    Hahaha anonymous you're funny. Not. But I'm tired of you. You're no challenge anymore. Sadness detected here. Lol lalalala blahblah have an exciting weekend. Meet back here next week. You know what goes here.

  • 39 41
    Submitted by fivesixtwo on Jul 31, 10 at 9:46am

    I WROTE THIS! I'm not from bellflower!

  • 44 51
    Submitted by BillySteeldong on Jul 30, 10 at 9:01pm

    562 that's what's up. Bellflower?

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 3:56am

    *more sarcasm?

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 3:54am

    Cos that's what's great about this site! Mindless catchphrases :) So clever! Edgy! Pure genious, coming up with the same comment, post after post! Sarcasm inserted, cock breath. And like all things inserted regarding you, I'm sure it didn't touch the sides

  • 52 68
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 30, 10 at 7:34pm

    @mastetpeck, Coconuts only migrate if they are picked up by an African swallow and flown to a new place!

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Biznatch on Jul 31, 10 at 1:46am

    Firsty come backkkk. This shit is boring

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 3:55am

    *jeenyus

  • 41 51
    Submitted by gunjan on Jul 30, 10 at 9:16pm

    Omg I really feel it's wearid

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 12:42am

    Wow. Ppl call for the rulebook?

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 4:10am

    Oh my god. "Not"? Wow. That IS sadness. Please feel free to come back with more awesomeness like "oh yeah"? Or "that's what she said!"

  • 40 54
    Submitted by destructo on Jul 30, 10 at 7:29pm

    Haha! AT

  • 36 47
    Submitted by destructo on Jul 30, 10 at 8:09pm

    Sounds like AT

  • 39 55
    Submitted by destructo on Jul 30, 10 at 8:10pm

    WTF?! My responses keep getting cut off. I was trying to talk smack about atnt. I guess big brother is watching afterall.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Jul 30, 10 at 9:42pm

    Oh I get it! Its funny because this person does much of her texting on the toilet.

  • 50 82
    Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 30, 10 at 7:40pm

    It's funny because he txts on the toilet

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 10 at 3:50am

    Hey! Don't get defensive of ur boyfriend! I'm sure he's a big boy

  • 38 72
    Submitted by starryeyedangel on Jul 30, 10 at 7:20pm

    rulebook, where are you? :)

  • 34 66
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 1:50am

    No twelvefourtytwo we want more boring bs from you anonymous wankers. Sarcasm inserted here.

  • 14 34
    Submitted by jltc on Apr 18, 12 at 2:02am

    MY CELL SERVICE JUST CHANGED TOO AND NOW I CAN TEXT WHILE SITTING ON THE TOILET!!!! I DIDN'T USED TO BE ABLE TO!!!

  • 28 77
    Submitted by spinellipbr on Jul 31, 10 at 3:12am

    legonut4 is my favorite.