i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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