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  • Submitted by ck24 on Apr 7, 12 at 4:50pm

    I bet Oscar the grouch gave you the meanest fuck of your life in that trash can

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 7, 12 at 11:39pm

      I bet Oscar is fucking massive..probably has to coil it up underneath himself and stands on it to pop out the can

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        Submitted by puffnstuff on Apr 8, 12 at 10:44am

        and all the girls want him for his well endowdness, and he just wants to be loved...no wonder he's so grouchy

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    Submitted by Phys on Apr 7, 12 at 5:08pm

    That's not what is meant by "I wanna fuck you in your can"

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Apr 8, 12 at 5:47am

    It's like a dumpster inside of a dumpster inside of a dumpster...

  • 46 41
    Submitted by CrooklynCrook on Apr 7, 12 at 10:11pm

    Tequila.

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    Submitted by boogerbutt on Apr 7, 12 at 7:46pm

    You climbed out of your own vagina?

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    Submitted by roadhead101 on Apr 7, 12 at 4:56pm

    thats y trash should stay in the trash can!!!

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    Submitted by monkers on Apr 7, 12 at 11:08pm

    Looks like nunu got another follower, thehungrynunu... Really good sir, is that the most original name you could come up with?

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 7, 12 at 11:19pm

      haters gunna hate

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 7, 12 at 11:44pm

        but lol it was a clone I made because my account died..but it mysteriously revived so I took the clone into the.."crying sleep chamber" where it will "sleep" for the trip...man that was a drawn out 'moon' reference

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    Submitted by karma13 on Apr 7, 12 at 5:17pm

    Your vag is on the INSIDE.

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    Submitted by Dsapeer on Apr 7, 12 at 10:58pm

    6:37 made me bust out laughing. "prom night dumpster baby"

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    Submitted by Bloomfield on Apr 7, 12 at 10:30pm

    She was in the dumpster because the 812 area code is Bloomington, Indiana. Home of Indiana University. Enough said.

    • 28 43
      Submitted by fyou2 on Apr 8, 12 at 11:39am

      bloomfield is trash

  • 36 50
    Submitted by skeezer on Apr 8, 12 at 1:05am

    You more likely bruised your vulva, not your vagina.

  • 29 36
    Submitted by Linetrash on Apr 7, 12 at 8:32pm

    Good thing your gutter wasn't far away then

  • 32 43
    Submitted by niceman on Apr 7, 12 at 10:15pm

    You are a stupid person.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 7, 12 at 10:24pm

    Now you are a piece of trash with a bruised vag!

  • 32 48
    Submitted by boolou on Apr 8, 12 at 5:20am

    Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

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    Submitted by porksword on Apr 7, 12 at 6:37pm

    Did you forget to cut the umbilical cord first?

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    Submitted by Robzilla on Apr 7, 12 at 4:26pm

    that's what I would say of I fucked someone nasty

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 7, 12 at 6:11pm

    why were you in the dumpster?

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      Submitted by thehungrynunu on Apr 7, 12 at 9:12pm

      is nobody else curious why a chick is climbing out a dumpster? was she looking for something? was she thrown in there wrapped in a rug? argh the unanswered questions!