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  • Submitted by shhhhhhH on Jan 17, 11 at 3:24pm

    Monica, please shut up. This is tfln. Not submit a problem and Dr. Phil will answer it and compare it to a life story that no one cares about. Read text, laugh, vote, make dumb comment, move on

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      Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 17, 11 at 5:01pm

      No, I'd rather not, thanks. I see a lot of slut-shaming on this site and I like correcting it. If it bothers you too much, you can simply not read my comments.

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        Submitted by Taipan on Jan 17, 11 at 10:13pm

        You have the right to your opinion monica, so comment all you want. That being said, your comment below makes you seem incredibly self-absorbed. Everyone gets made fun of, including sluts (rightfully so IMO). If you don't like the slut-shaming, don't read the comments.

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        Submitted by opalquean on Jan 17, 11 at 11:52pm

        Thanks for responding to the slut-shamers, Monica! Some of us are really glad you're doing it...I find it too depressing to engage with all the misogyny on this site.

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          Submitted by Taipan on Jan 18, 11 at 12:41am

          Slut-shaming doesn't necessarily have to do with hating women, they come in both genders. One could argue that sluts don't really show much love to themselves. Bad father-daughter relationships have been connected to promiscuity as an adult, and then there's the heightened risk of catching and spreading an STI.

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            Submitted by opalquean on Jan 18, 11 at 7:53am

            Lets not be disingenuous, the vast majority of times the term 'slut' is used, it refers to a woman. Slut-shaming is very rarely applied to men in our culture...a man who sleeps with a lot of women is praised, not derided. Maybe not 100% of slut-shaming is aimed at women, but it's certainly enough that linking it to misogyny is appropriate.

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              Submitted by Taipan on Jan 18, 11 at 4:14pm

              Indeed this is true, which is why I dislike them equally. But again, being a female slut isn't exactly respecting oneself as a woman.

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              Submitted by opalquean on Jan 19, 11 at 5:03am

              I feel like that depends a lot on your definition of slut; it's a term that's used pretty widely. If we're using it to mean a woman who sleeps with lots of men she barely knows, I *might* agree with you. However, it's often used for women who have any casual sex at all, or who dress at all provocatively, and plenty of women who are labeled as a slut for those reasons are perfectly healthy and self-respecting.

  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Jan 17, 11 at 5:40pm

    That was his cue for you to 'blow on it'.

  • Submitted by said8ED on Jan 17, 11 at 3:36pm

    That burning may be something else...

  • Submitted by hometown on Jan 17, 11 at 1:49pm

    Happens when her vag is like sandpaper

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    Submitted by spudman on Jan 17, 11 at 1:46pm

    Whiskey dick!!!!

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    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Jan 18, 11 at 9:27am

    If this were a guy talking about how the girl was too drunk to perform...he would be getting called a rapist..double standard

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      Submitted by mirabyalle on Jan 19, 11 at 6:26pm

      But...the "oh the woman is automatically a slut" part that goes on this site constantly isn't a double standard?

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    Submitted by GoodTimes1991 on Jan 18, 11 at 2:27am

    I was voted to most likely be Dr. Phil in high school so I'll listen to you Monica then cunt punt you back home.

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    Submitted by lucky4U on Jan 18, 11 at 12:34am

    Why is everyone so pissed \nAt Monica? She has a point. \nIt's not always the girls, boys.

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    Submitted by thebatman on Jan 17, 11 at 7:16pm

    my question for Monica follows:\n\nWhy would you be with an overly-drunk guy who wasn't even in your league? Are there no better options? Did you really need it THAT bad THAT night? \n\nMy package is always pristine, or business is going down in the shower. You must just have bad luck!

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    Submitted by ponaxtw on Jan 18, 11 at 1:07am

    Everybody Hates Monica! Move the hell over Chris

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    Submitted by Rumpelstiltskin on Jan 18, 11 at 6:02am

    I'd say there are three reasons that this could happen... two that have already been mentioned. 1) There was something about the girl that turned him off. 2) Whisky dick. 3) Performance anxiety - both men and women can get it.

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    Submitted by hc1983 on Jan 17, 11 at 9:55pm

    Alcohol affects different guys differently. When a dude smells like he bathed in gin there's a good chance the boner will be a bit floppy at some point lol. It has nothing to do with the chic. Some people are so ignorant!

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    Submitted by LuciusBrutus on Jan 17, 11 at 11:37pm

    Monica seems like a real bitch.

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      Submitted by opalquean on Jan 18, 11 at 7:56am

      And you seem like an ignorant cretin. Let's speculate some more!

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    Submitted by sysric on Jan 18, 11 at 9:05am

    OMG LYKE IT MUST BE HER FAULT CUZ HE CANT KEEP HIS DICK HARD! THATS THE WOMENZ FAULT RITE GUIZ?\n\nLMFAO @ males trying to blame women for their incompetence

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    Submitted by Chief1998 on Jan 18, 11 at 10:28am

    It's always the slut's fault!!

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    Submitted by hc1983 on Jan 18, 11 at 6:56pm

    Since when is there anything in this post that says either person was being a slut? And if a guy were ever too drunk to consent to sex I'm pretty sure there would be no sex because he wouldn't get hard in the first place. Just sayin...

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    Submitted by valekseye on Jan 21, 11 at 12:17am

    Automatically calling a girl a slut on here is not a double standard. It's THE standard.

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    Submitted by valekseye on Jan 21, 11 at 12:17am

    Automatically calling a girl a slut on here is not a double standard. It's THE standard.

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    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Jan 18, 11 at 9:25am

    The cause is generally mutual. Guy's too drunk to remain "focused", girl is either bad or has a flaw that when drunk is a distraction, like misshapen thighs or were hiding fat...and the double standard shit is annoying. If this were a guy talking about her being too drunk all the feminazis would be calling him a rapist

  • Submitted by iknowyouknow on Jan 17, 11 at 1:51pm

    How can a man lose a boner mid-bone? WHY?

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      Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Jan 17, 11 at 2:28pm

      happened to me one time. its more often because the girl.. \n\neither cause she doesnt know how to keep clean and its a turn off or yea thats basically it. i couldnt stand her tuna mixed with sht smell.. \n\njust cause they look good doesnt mean the bean is clean

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        Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 17, 11 at 2:53pm

        Actually, I'm pretty sure it's sometimes or usually the guy if alcohol is involved. Most guys don't limit themselves, drink too much, and can't keep it up. I tried to sleep with an overly drunk dude before and try as he might, he couldn't quite get it all the way up. And let me tell you, it CERTAINLY was NOT me. I was out of his league and he was lucky to have me. It was funny when he tried to beg me the next morning to let him try again, psh.

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          Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 17, 11 at 4:02pm

          What an amazing story.

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            Submitted by monicamischief on Jan 17, 11 at 5:03pm

            I certainly think it applies to the topic. Besides, I'm tired of guys whining about girls having 'smelly' pussies. Sure, if the pussy is ACTUALLY dirty, whine and back away. However, there is nothing offensive about the smell of a clean pussy. In fact, it smells a lot more pleasant than balls in my opinion.

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              Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 17, 11 at 5:29pm

              What an amazing story.

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          Submitted by youthanize on Jan 17, 11 at 11:25pm

          youre definitely a nasty fat bitch and when he woke up you begged for it but he ran as quick as he could when he saw you sober, and what an amazing story

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            Submitted by mirabyalle on Jan 19, 11 at 6:24pm

            Just wondering how you'd know?

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              Submitted by hc1983 on Jan 19, 11 at 8:52pm

              I just think that it's dumb to assume that because two people were having sex that either is a slut. Liking sex is not the same as sleeping around. That was my only point.