STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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