Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
It all started with a game of naked twister.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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