Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Life is so much better after having sex.
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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