I accidentally burped into my bong.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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